Parents disowned my ass? Get your 12yo sister pregnant or something?

My "watching the news" consists of going to the local corner shop and while waiting for senile worker to tell me how much I owe I read the front lines

"Drama in stricly" "Big Brother affair" "Some other bullshit"

I think?

I remember when they were 10p

Maan those 10p fudges were the best

Not sure if me but I was born in 89 so basically a 90s kid

I remember the 3ft Liquorice you used to buy for like 20p

used to bite off both ends, stick one in a drink and have a 3ft straw

Remember 'Nerds'? I can only get them from the 'American' shop in town but they were everywhere

Tell you what I havent seen for a loooooong time...those fake chocolate cigs

Nah not pocky

these came in their own matchbox type thing

looked like fags but chocolate

Growing up I lived on fig rolls

Doesn't every bar of chocolate contain x amount of bugs

Same with bread, I work in a bakery and as we're hand rolling bread we see 'Confused Flour Beetles' (their name) all the time

No doubt so many end up in the bread we make

I won't say what company but it's a national chain

it's just this one type, we even had an inspecter come in and say he found eggs and we were all "no idea what you're on about, never seen them" yet we kill so many daily

It's only gay if it turns you on

it's only gay if while getting fucked in the ass you push back

^

Family friendly? All chat is fine then depending on your family

Maaan I miss Woolworths

Their pic 'n' mix was the shit

My only issue with schumacher is that one race where Ferrari told his team mate (i forget who it was) that was in first place to stop so Schumacher could take first

While it wasn't inherently his fault

it does show a favourite

I used to be nicknamed Damon Hill in Infants because my name is Damien...which made no sense to me because we had another kid in class called Damon....literally made 0 sense

Maybe he appeared on Top Gear all the time. Maybe he was one of the Stigs

"Hill retired from racing after the 1999 season. He has since launched several businesses and has made appearances playing the guitar with celebrity bands"

Well there you go...you may not find him on a track but go to any celeb band concert

and that's where he might be

upon further reading he's abandoned that too

"Hill says he has abandoned the guitar, being "too busy doing school runs and looking after pets"

He's just a family man now

I mean once you've made x amount of money to take care of you and your family for y years...why carry it on unless it's some obsession

exactly, it's like boxing. Some call Floyd Mayweather boring because he boxes defensively but if I can earn millions not getting hit in the face then that's what I'd do

As much as I like MMA the fact anyone thought McGregor had a chance in that fight

He lost his first fight going up a weight class nevermind a whole other sport

He did well but people deluded themselves thinking he was going to win

The ref had to warn him a few times because he tried to use his elbow

you can't train for so many years in one style then suddenly forget it all in the heat of the moment

that shit is gonna come back

Although as an Englishman I did take delight in so many Irish and fake Irish (americans) being triggered by his losses over the years

https://www.facebook.com/scrapdigest/videos/1762318850669438/

Still one of the most entertaining fights

not much skill involved

but still entertaining

This entire convo reminds me of that australian ex military guy teaching kids to shoot and then the convo goes to prostitutes

Surely it has more to do with culture or lack of mental health awareness or both....there's plenty of countries with guns that lack the mass shooting aspect

@Lord Banana Bread Oh don't get me started on shit cities like London. One thing to remember however is virtually every crime against another in the UK is considered legally and statistically a violent crime

robbing someone's house is considered a violent crime

so you can't do a straight comparison on violent crime stats

but yeah the whole knife crime shit is retarded. Police had increased stop and search powers, new mayor said they were racist and repealed them, knife and gang crime by young black males sky rocketed, new mayor then reinstates stop and search powers, people complain new stop and search powers are racist

Luckily I live up North

an issue with that is where do you draw the line. Like many here believe you should not commit violence against those who's political opinions you disagree with so when do you start to commit violence against commies?

To somewhat quote George Carlin the US doesn't have rights, they have privileges. Ask the Japanese-Americans that were interred during WW2 about their rights as americans

I mean don't get me wrong. I'd love a second amendment in the UK. I honestly love guns, I see guns like most people see cars "Look at the curves on that"

I'd move to the US just for it's guns...but wouldn't move for literally every other reason

I mean most countries where guns are "illegal" actually arn't. You just need to jump through a few hurdles to get them

I plan to get a licence myself one day in the UK

@T e x I read you need to have a meeting with some local police officer and justify the reasoning but a simple "I want to get into sport shooting" is usually enough of a reason

especially in rural areas

lol you have like 3 people all set in their ways who's neither mind will change trying to convince others to change their minds