Yoooooo

No one plays on xbone anyway

Actual female gamers are terrifying

Seriously angry creatures

All female gamers I know IRL are more toxic than any League player

That mermaid joke is from Red Dwarf

Oh

Maternal

My gf is getting maternal but she knows how I feel about kids

Can't have kids too late though

Stupid people breed faster

What if cow doesn't propose?

Do you want him to?

Or would you be Gucci without getting married

Fair enough

^

I see London, I see France

Marriage is for gays now

Gotta love how hard people fought for the right to get married and now no straight person gives a fuck anymore

I'm surprised there isn't a rank for boomers

Gotta love how diamonds are far more common than they let you know

Onion ring?

Propose with mobius strip

Harakiri time

I dunno

I think people that sleep with people that are taken are worse

Ni

Traditional gender roles should be reinstated

Pull a gengis Kahn

Fuck half a continent

Housewives that expect help with chores when their partner has been at work all day are the worst

If I work from home and she wants help with laundry she can feck off

Microwave lasagne

How do you guys feel about vegans that force their pets and kids to eat the same way????

Worst thing in existence aha

Tea isn't a millenial

So is Sargon Gen X?

You're not a boiler

54-72 years old are boomers

I don't

I have a gf for that

@Mollusk scroll up

^

Pks

Weeeeee

Imagine how your insides would.feel before and after that

Are though apple earphones?

What is the best quality street chocolate?

^

Woah

Sweet tea is for gays

I have proper tea

Post the colour of your tea aha

No wonder America is fat and can't read or speak English

Snort pure caffeine for a real morning buzz

@Bonk that's a nasty ass

Texas log jammer

@_Domo don't do DMT before you've tried peyote

They become supportive as soon as I posted that fugly image

Nah it's not me lads

Ouch

Yoooo

Feck off chap

Trap

Quick deletion

I fucking hate waiting for clients

Nothing wrong with a light rimming

Girls don't actually get stretched out though right?

I mean they give birth to children ffs

Surely it just gets a little lose

Not stretched

Everyone likes a finger in the ass but no one will admit it

Someone actually did that

They fucked so he shot her in the head

A member of the Latin kings or something

Google it

@Octavia You're a trap?

Bitch lasagne

Didn't think octavia was a trap

What about traps that look like men but have a Bussy

@(Dita~~) 🎀 You're a cross dresser

Shhhhh

Gary is here

Nuuuuuu

What a wrong with turkey?

What is Daddy Dankulas intro music btw?

Soul calibur 6??????

5 mins 3 stocks ;)

@MidshipGary Merry Xmas boi

Book recommendations please lads and ladettes

Aight

War Plan Purple and The Yellow Vests are complimentary.