_Whistling John Cena's theme song._

I mean hey.

Wow that was some savage shit I just read for it to be 4 am..

lol

Ohai Ducc

Your mom was just trying to find love and you played with her heart ..

_Bald Eagle screeches in the distance. Muricuh'._

@999 wayment

Someone find him and Stone Cold Stunner him.

Do it now.

A pew pew?

I'm a e-thot?

Rude.

I'm too broke to own anyone.

Just woke up. I’m not mentally ready for this.

Intergalactic startup.

I used to watch hentai on my 360 back in high school...

Like, almost religiously..

^

@２０９２（チス壱） Good God.

See ya.

I used to play The Godfather a lot.

I hate Skyrim, lol.

That game was too hard for me.

When I was a little noob playing for the first time, some bandits came into town and ransacked my shit. And I couldn’t escape.

So I threw a fit and quit the game.

Yes

What in the name of all that is juicy and slimy is going on in here?

I am so confused.

Lmao

I mean....

Nah, I'm just fucking around.

13?

I was beating off since I was 7 .. To Sailor Moon.

I wish.. I could type as fast.

LOL.

Slowmode: *DO I LOOK LIKE A FUCKING JOKE TO YOU*

You didn't even have meat at 1.

LMFAOO

PeeNutBudda.

...

_Presents the SAUCE Bag._

I wonder how canned coochie smells like.

... And coochie smells like Bleu De Chanel.

Sure why not

I have a bad feeling about this.

LOL.