I wish I was born with both a cock and a vagina. Anyone who was born with both, fuck you you lucky pieces of shit.

Damn I wish I was born with a pussy and a dick, or just a pussy.

If you were underaged yourself and you wanked to obviously underaged children in the same age span as you would that be illegal?

There’s a question for you.

We all know the legal age to jerk to porn on the internet is 18 but the legal age to fuck varies from state to state and country to country.

Suck my rainbow colored cock.

Cookie Monster record it and send it to me.

Shit that I know wasn’t acted or staged really gets me hard.

Who can suck their own dick?

Cookie have you ever been able to gizz in your own mouth, or a better question would be have you tried?

Shit I’ll take free nitro any day, I’m poor.

Mickey Mouse whore house. “Come inside there’s fun inside!”

Oh noo.

My dad did strangle me once.

No?

No¿

I’m French but I no speak French.

I put a lot of time into that message just for some beta to delete it.

@Bronce you unlucky bastard.

Jerking it on the bus is epic.

@softiixm it’s like fingering a vagina but with -1000 pleasure.

How old am I?
I’m six inches.

I’m 3 very small midgets tall.

That’s such a 🥓 👶 🥑 moment.