Jolyne Cujoh looks so soft and wet

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lol

Did you try to play it?

Imagine your girlfriend having a bigger dick than you

I think a Yandere girlfriend would be fun

Yup, and there may be some pretty intresting knifeplay and such. Imagine the kinky foreplay you'd have! Worst case scenario she kills you in your sleep, but in that case you wont even know it happened

"What the fuck son, you watch this vanilla shit? Let me show you what I watch"

All about 'em chains and whips

I'll ease you into it hun 😉

So like a circle jerk?

I was told that was called soggy biscut

A group of big black dudes at my old school were talking about playing it and I over heard

Feet are gross, I like knives though

shutup you tit

milk bags

too

Schlong

semen is stored in your kidneys you idiot

gender is a term made up in the mid 1900's that was originally interchangeable with sex

I tried writing military time on the coffee pots at work and I got introuble

My favorite brand of penisbutter is yiff

I'd say do what you want, but I make it a point not to support the delusions of other people

I have fear of the dark stuck in my head

Who else want's to be alive for the end of the world? It'd be fun to wtch

Nah, a string of volcaninc eruptions could wipe out life as we know it, a meteor could impact earth wipping out all life or destroying it completely, war especially nuceular could decimate the life on earth, we are due for another ice age and most creatures will die off then, etc

Even if we make it off earth, the super nova of our sun will wipe us out if we're still in Sol. If we leave our solarsystem, we will have the same risks everywhere we go. Even if we establish a large civilization spanning multiple systems, eventually the heat death of the universe will wipe out any and all evidince that we or any life for that matter ever existed and the universe will revert to it's primodial state

Happy Canada Day! 🇨🇦 ✨

I can fucking hear your fireworks in my backyard lol

Damn 'mericans. Just sounds like angry echoy popcorn in the distance

We're all getting off 😉

I want a portal gun so I can suck my own dick

Yeah, fuck fourth of jully. Trump isn't my president

Nah mate, sucking your own dick is just another form of masturbation

Is it gay to jerk a dick off if it's yours? No, so why is it gay to suck your dick?

lol

Is it incest to travel to an alternate universe and fuck the gender bent version of yourself?

So if I went to an alternate universe where I'm a chick, and I got her pregnant. How would that effect our child?

Like we have the same dna so would our baby be a clone?

Interdimensional self incest

I can still hear fireworks when I step outside

I live in fucking canada

I live near the border, it's just a thicc ass river that seperates me from the suculant deep soils of america

So I can hear the fireworks across the border

My crewleader does crack

4th of july is the anniversry of south canada

Remember you can be healthy at any weight

Well we actually have a thing where we pour boiled mapple syrup over snow

It tastes good

America went to war with brittan to get freedom, we just asked nicely

Canada: How did you get your freedom?
America: We went to war and lost many good men, you?
Canada: We just asked nicely
America: ...that was an option...?

Vaccines are a snake oil, use this natural oil I got on craigs list

Did someone say Oil? 🇺🇸

My ex called me master

I didn't tell her to, she just liked doing it

It was weird at first but it grew on me

There is no god

I kinda want a cyanide lolipop tbh

If I shrink my pp enough I can fuck bugs

Bees are thicc, their booties are calling for it

Bullying builds charecter

Toughens you up, teaches you that not everyone is there to be your freind, teaches you to ignore negativity, teaches you to stick up for yourself
Coddling kids does nothing for them, they grow up week and unprepared
Bullying to a certain degree is healthy as long as it doesn't get out of hand

Pomf Pomf Kimochi, whats's this sticky stuff on me

I accidently chopped a chunk of flesh off my finger the other day and I ate it, the side with skin was rough but the pink fleshy side reminded me of fish

Kinda weird experince

Alahdmiral Akbar

@JoeyJoey

Grated in french is Rapé

System of a Downsyndrome

When you're in the twin towers and suddenly get airplane wifi

I'm still in a dream~! SNAKE EATER~!!

But isn't almost every pokemon game mobile?

Bleach is yum

Remember, Zone Tan is watching you fap

I bought a gheto cpu and everything so slow

Well I fried my 9900k so i had to get a temp cpu and found a dual core pentium gold for like $80 that was compatible with my Z390 mobo

Now I can't watch 4k hentai

Damn you intel

@sleepy 🌙 boi Is ThAt A MoThEr FuCkInG JoJo ReFeReNcE

Gives me an excuse to kill someone else

If you're twins then you cuddled nude with your sister for 9 months straight

pomf pomf kimochi