+giveme consent

sup the fellas

garlic bread > whatever the fuck you can make with a shite onion

raw onion soup, im sure gordon ramsey flipped his shit over that

onion rings are fit

fucking yes now

George, see ya in hell

the onion has to be mushed up in it, you know watti mean

onion rings are fit

just is

deep fry a mars bar and call me peter capaldi

does any shop exist in glasgow?

prolly robbed

nah thats a polish cuisine

polish brick laying wank banks

that would be painful

like terminator 2 just the lobster going into the fryer hahaha

molotov time

aw, i like the screams

how about remake prussia

ooooo

they look nice

prussian roulette is like russian roulette but the commanding officer actually gives you a gun and not just a bullet and a hammer

sounds like a witch trial

does it specify which head i have to put in the rope

yes

got a license for that mate

got a license for that license

you got a license for your speech

ye na ye na

you know theres a special layer of hell for the worst cunts, traffic wardens and dole collectors

***hi i willingly work as a traffic warden, i hate humanity***

what is going on here

BEKFUST

yeeeeessss lads

memes

i dont have an advent calendar

i get my arse rimmed every day of december

yeah it is

wtf middle class advent calender is that shite

a raspberry

you get cheapo beapo choccy in it

ooooooooooooooooooooooh

fuckin ok

chocky orange is good

CHOCKY ORANGE LAD

ive been saving up my souls this year

gonna buy one

£1 used to be worth a soul, now it's worth a gingers soul, fucking nothing

we arent upper middle class southerner cunts thats why

nah youre deffo from like london

DISGUSTEN

fuck yooo]

welsh cunts

sheep shaggers

fuck your cat gale

i choose you, niggerchu

legit one soul

the british pound isnt worth that anymore sadly

FUCKING BREXIT RUINED IT

pint of tippex

nah. chocky coins for currency

chocky coins

just like the dead foetus in my toaster

ikr

i did it today

december is the time

anythng before it is cunty

soup dad having the major thoughts here

there could be other shit like water

overwatch? that dead ass game

shes a man

got a bigger dick than mr bean

omnics are the new muslims

only 17 percent of them believe in suicide bombing

you got like mecha buddha

NIPPLE

ive played it too much

lurky nigboi

i love not having to work

the lgbt fucking the housing industry up now? dang

it be like dat sometimes

wtf

having a mindset about binary people based off them being binary is fucking arrogant bollocks

unlike hating someone who is french

the cucks who try to be feminist get no pussy

theyre professional friendzone makers

dont zzz on my ass cunt

fuck down

cha cha real smooth

fuck to the right

criss cross, criss cross

fuck fuck now y'all

fucking true

memes are shite

bring back mario ytp

bring back Michael rosen

originality is an illusion

"turn right, no your other right". how the alt right was made

now thats what i call chicken tika