I have achieved post-nut clarity. The world is revealed to me in the depths of my mind and I finally understand why my roommate keeps the toilet roll in reverse.

there goes the knowledge that will be forever lost to the void

smd

imagine

kokomo

haha area 51 funni joke

yes

majority is just an animal boning another dude because they can

that’s one way to start a morning

also good morning

mooring wood

you get a boner, and you get a boner- everyone gets a boner!

this slowmode is threatening me with its beady little clock

am i allowed to put the server link here?

ok

i just wanted some gamer socks

ever had those fuzzy socks that are super soft when you touch them

and when you wash it it gets all clumpy

but wearing them the first time is like heaven

YES!!

heck

i’m sorry you can’t appreciate socks shreck

oh i see

so do you just air dry them?

makes sense

i forgot to charge my phone overnight so i’ll take my leave. thanks for the enlightening tips on socks

overboil?

did you cook it on a pan and didn’t put enough water?

hi hungry im dad

speaking of which, i made spaghetti last night

sprinkle some parmesan and it’s amazing

not sure what’s going on but i hope you two have fun

i’m still sad my reverse toilet paper message got removed

too bad