Yee haw

I think it’s uh kwanza

What even is Hanukkah

that sucks

dradels are teaching kids hot to use butt plugs

How*

Uncircumcised people don’t need condoms unlike circumcised people do
They can just tie the foreskin in a knot or staple it

@Kitty It’s a joke lmao

I FUCKS WITH IHOP PANCAKES

They’re all nice and firm on the outside and mega thiqq and fluffy on the inside

And then the syrup is so fucjing good

And the milkshakes just hit differently especially when they give you like the extra in the metal cup

@DictatorJib Im sorry ):

@DictatorJib Ohhhh Im dumb

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Im stuck with the iPhone 7+

I went to a concert fuckingfive days ago and I’m still tired

My friend wants me to buy it for him lmao