the fuck did i just walk into

i’m honestly concerned about yall’s wellbeing

Gelert of rivertown

gelert of rivertown, the famous wizarder

remember to practice safe sexting

always use a vpn

cyberrape

time to break out the reinforced carrots

reinforced carrots are used for the sole purpose of beating misbehaving children

i was at my house with this girl and she made a joke about how she was gonna put a carrot inside her and she went to my kitchen and came back with a carrot and moved to wear i couldn’t see her and actually shoved that mf up in there

where*

no i’m serious

and i did not eat the carrot

she threw it away

i mean it was a pretty big carrot

nah she put the blunt end in first

yeah it was like six inches long

well i mean

somewhere around there

the coochie is the most ticklish spot

it’s time for show and tell

@Nani, what did you bring today

coochie dweller

i legit come here just for the chat room because of how nice people are it’s the best

oh shit

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you talk mad shit for someone in ass eating distance

pp spam

who’s banned?

who got banned?

yo i want my dick sucked that’d be fucking rad

last time was like march

penis is a sin

can i die tonight too

life is bland, gift me with the sweet release of death

i’m just saying, 100% of sadness could be prevented if one’s birth never happened

i’d take any pussy lmao

bye people