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🦐

ass cheek

poopchute

same

middle one

😫🤚

😭👊

big chëëk

Owo

Who cares about the Fourth of July

Fucking bob ross died this exact day

Why do we care about diabetes more than mourning bob ross

no

Just identify as female while you do it

Listen chief

You can’t suck the dick

You don’t get the chick

Masturbation is just one player sex

No

It’s just seeing if you’re good in bed

true true

most likely

it would end up looking like you

I don’t like that this is making me question myself

Use a portal gun to eat my own ass

Thank you Kanye very cool

Pain noise

Not yet

For me

I can’t tell if it’s fireworks or my dad trying to get cigarettes again

gamer moment

Stay in Canada

All we have to offer is Big Macs and crack

No you don’t

All we have is crack and diabetes

Occasional pedophile but ya know

slurps maple syrup off tree

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and I oop—

We have this thing where we put crack cocaine in our sodas

we have over priced healthcare

it’s amazing

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;(

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Did it always work tho

dad please vaccinate me

I’ve already contracted three diseases

the herbs do nothing sad

Dad

Please

Dad no

I don’t want the oils

I want the vaccines dad

I can’t

but mom calls you daddy

fucking kinky little shit

get out of here with that gay shit

now take me to the fucking pediatrician

my sister is dying of polio you cum stain

I want deAth

I crave it

god tried to fuck me in the ass

dad please

dad I miss mom

she actually fucking took me to the doctor

DAD

NOT AGAIN

DONT STRETCH HER OTHER HOLES

PLEASE SHE NEEDS HER NOSTRILS DAD

IM GONNA HAVE ROUGH SEX WITH THE CAT DAD

I’m gonna throw myself in the damn road

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Dad please

I’m not into your kinks

I’m gonna hang myself with my shoelaces

Dad please the redditors get me

They updoot my post

ok

make sure it goes viral on Reddit

Or twitter

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Dad why must oh do this to me

me and mother did nothing but love you

and this is how you pay us back

every time I go outside I contract a new disease

DAD DONT DO IT

PLEASE DAD

I DONT WANT TO BE LIKE MOM

dad please

at least let me feed on your body to feed myself

So at least end yourself in the fire

dad

O that’s a duck

Dick

looks like s fungus

haha guys pp funny guys rite??? guys haha look it’s a penis haha that’s a man part haha it goes in woman whole hananah

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