+giveme consent

OI OI SAVALOY

So I got a question, who else thinks Glass is gonna be a shit movie?

I hope it’s alright, mostly cuz I like Bruce Willis

I also heard Dank got demonitized, fuckin sucks shit, I swear whenever YouTube hears something about someone they immediately have themselves a fuckin Salem Witch Trial

I hope Rageaholic doesn’t get demonitized as well

Powerpoint is only good for demographics and business charts

Best way to easily usher in a stone age is to launch nukes everywhere

That’s how ya do it

I don’t want sand up my crack

Also I dislike how Capcom hired Ronda Rousey, got beat up bad by a dude/lady thing and went off to the WWE

Just an opinion

Eh, I’m no huge fan of faked fights.

It is popular no lie, just not a fan of it.

I don’t really watch football anymore either

I mean some Hockey yeah.

Take out the batteries when you’re about to cook?

I sometimes wish we still had Filthy Frank no lie

Is that a blue heeler?

Could be a blue heeler, or an Australian Shepherd

not wrong

But I got a paraYEET

Bruh, I used to raise ducks

They’re great pets and pest control

Get a remington or mossberg

with birdshot to hit them damn squirrels

I got shot in the leg by an air rifle

I still have the .177 cal in my leg

Doesn’t Australia have a gun ban? or does that not apply to the outback?

I’d rather have me an 870

OOF

Are the cops in Australia that paranoid?

Only gun I have is for self defense, keep it in its case

Anyone who breaks in my house is getting 9mm full metal jackets in the gut

I was trained by my uncle (he’s a sergeant for the Sheriffs office.)

Ah that meme

old but gold

Beretta APX

Beretta APX’s are pretty nice, they kinda have a good feeling grip to em

Looks spicy

Like the kind of spicy to give me heartburn and a burning shithole

Meanwhile in Ethiopia

huhuhuhu

I had taquitos

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It’s only illegal if people find out

not wrong

SonicFox is just...eck

Damn furries

I’m a gnome...and you’ve been GNOMED

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I’m gonna grow my beard out long again

If I do shave I’m getting a Schick

Fuck Gilette

A good spice is allspice

Is Soup Norsk?

Sugar is best at neutralizing acidity

Like if you’re making some meat sauce for spaghetti, put a little bit of sugar in it to balance the acidity of tomatoes

Too bad Lemmy passed away

Don’t you hate it when you’re about to jizz and the dudes face shows up

Straight

Then you just go into that state of awkwardness

Thankfully I don’t watch gay porn, straight is more my thing

I now understand why we should retake the Holy Lands

DEUS VULT DEUS VULT

But imo I prefer the Knights Hospitaller

Crushing Turkish Saracens with oil barrels

Eyyy I like the Sopranos

I dunno

Doesn’t matter when you’re smashing their heads in with mauls and maces

Do unto others they say

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Make Turkey Byzantium Again

Or ya can make them panic with the clacking wings of the Winged Hussars

I liked the Hussars, they were pretty neat with their plate armor

Camels are best for transport

Whomst’ve be horsing around?

Any...neighsayers?

Tmw you’re guarding the pass to the Alps and see elephants storming

*BY THE EMPEROR!*

L85’s are still shit guns

L85’s get jammed more than a satellite signal during an electromagnetic storm

Yeah but L85’s will still have a shit rep

I’d rather have a M416

Or a wee armalite

To scare a Para

Tiocfádh ár lá

What an absolute UNIT

Zebras are striped fucks

Well

Furries are gay so

Yeah, it’s called a Budgerigar aka Budgie

It’s a feathery one I tell ya

Yeah, my budgie is at least 7 months old

She’s still a baby bird

I wanted a Cockatoo, but those are scream demons

I’m not ‘Straian m8

My cat can also fly