BEING SHORT SUCKS

i have a 34 bust (just barely a D cup)

i dont like cuddling until the winter months. cause its unbearable during hot months

im here for boobs and thighs too. also i'm 4 foot 11

IM SHORTER THEN MY 11 YEAR OLD BROTHER

im gay. also there isnt much yuri on hh

sadly

summer luvin

i wish i had a girlfriend. but girls are complicated. IM FEMALE AND I DONT UNDERSTAND WOMEN

i feel bad for you guys having to deal with the minefield that is the female mind

i did that

to my ex boyfriend. poor guy. i felt bad

im irish

Also queen Elizabeth is a bitch

top of the go fuck yourself XD

nothing closes an Irish girls legs faster then being British (its a joke dun hurt meh)

my mom is American so am i allowed to throw tea in the harbor?

YES!

i did an ancestry DNA thing a while back. im irish, french, then a very tiny bit german and polish

im not tho

im a protestant

im not human im irish.

shout out to my home back in belfast

NO you are a wahman

nyan nyan cosplay is the queen

belle delphine is british. so im gonna hunt her down and throw her tea in the harbor

the americans:
the irish:

*both hating the british*

nothing. MINUS THE FACT THAT HALF THE VIDEOS DONT FECKING LOAD

actually the chinese did but k

i like Americans accents.

also brits: *declares war over chinese throwing opium in the ocean*

also also brits:*fights america for throwing tea in the water*
its funny that it happened twice.

china:
america:
*throws british peoples stuff in the water*

lighting fast list of countrys ive been to
Ireland(duh)
u.k (Scotland fuck Britain )
austrailia (bunch of madlads)
america (crazy yanks)
france (*gets made fun of for surrendering despite having a rich history of winning wars aka most the wars they fought in*)
germany (*gets blamed for world wars despite ww1 being the fault of austria and ww2 happening cause of an austian guy)
canada (its cold as balls in december)

lighting fast list of countrys ive been to
Ireland(duh)
u.k (Scotland fuck Britain )
austrailia (bunch of madlads)
america (crazy yanks)
france (gets made fun of for surrendering despite having a rich history of winning wars aka most the wars they fought in)
germany (*gets blamed for world wars despite ww1 being the fault of austria and ww2 happening cause of an austian guy*)
canada (its cold as balls in december)
(forgot an * in germany)

I NEEDED TO CORRECT IT

no

cause then it gets the (edited) tag

well shit guess im no cute

not*

my class mates say my nerdy-ness makes me adorible

SO HAH

mabye having 4/20 vision isnt good when not wanting to wear my thick as glasses

ass*

i got made fun of by the high school bitchy girls for liking anime. but i went to college and 3 of them dropped out of school

OOF

NO YOURE BREATH TAKING

@ThatOneGirl *ahem* no you