I'll be a cam girl if I don't have to work at taco bell

Oh

@Graffyti -`ღ´- how much do you make per client <:thonk:277109333375057931>

Ask your pimp if I can have a job

Bet

Smegma mac n cheese

Mac n smegma is my signature dish

Teen titan sex video

Trains are epic

Epic

No I haven't

@Graffyti -`ღ´- my dad can't slap me cause he left 17 years ago

Damn it be like that

I'm a single mom with no kids. @Graffyti -`ღ´-

Damn

Whoa really

Damn

Just sign up and fuck

Damn

How do I get the free e cooch

Bet

Oh shit I forgot

Bruh moment

Well I'm gonna get off cause I have work soon

Later

I have two jobs

Minecraft story mode is the best anime ever

Patrick uchiha from Bleach?

My virginity was stolen by uncle scrunko

My uncle scrunko is a bully hunter

Pineapple isn't very epic

I've had a hentai cum supply

Nutted 12 times i a day

My balls hurt thinking about it

No u

Not me lol miss me with that gay shit

Ban him

No e begging broke ass

I worked

Haven't yeeted my hog

Yeah yet

He loser

No links poopoo head

Ye

Hit the dab

Spotlight

Moonlight

Not me 😔

I lost my pp

Lol sure man

Idk

Florida

Should I play DMC5 or dragonball fighterz <:thonk:277109333375057931>

My laptop stopped working so I can't anymore

I had it on my laptop

I hate when that happens

Mine gets stuck in the electrical outlet a lot

DICK STUCK

Oof

Did they like it?

Ay leave her out of it

Oh nice your weewee was fused to the window

You should've poured boiling milk to melt the adhesive

Put a bandaid on after

Myspace

Yes find it on aol

Hol up I gotta make a call

Sleep well

On froy?

My wife left me <a:PepeCryARiver:542341046705848341>

It is

She took the dog and the kids

No

Sharon

Jolyne hot af

So who wants to read pokemon creepypasta with me

Hell yeah

Same

I've singled for too long now

Shit sucks

Totally

My piss comes out my nose

I lost my legs to nam

I was bruh squad

My weewee was lost in the vietnamese jungle

Are you from the future

Bruh the carti squad

Good people

Nah

I have nitro but can't use my other emotes here

muda muda muda muda muda muda

WRYYY

Dio

I can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer

Ora ora ora ora ora ora

Ye

That's pretty unepic

Nope

Mines green does it still count

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