when the video dies in the middle of your fap

@KingRacced send pic

guys im still a zygote

im still in the womb

i haven't finished developing yet

im still in the ball sack

im still a single-cell

bruh i jerked off when i was still in my dad's testicle

>be me
>sperm
>think im about to go inside a woman
>end up in tissue

nah im a 50 yr old fat ass neckbeard that can't even get up from my seat

damn man why you gotta roast me

asshole :(

i remember during sex ed all the kids would just ask questions about their dick

i jerked off in first grade