Man I wanna watch John wick 3 but haven't watched 1 and 2. It's the only good movie on for today...

Yeah

Anyone watched the 3

"When u jump over a metal fence and ur nuts gets stuck in between. Thats when you will acquire sharingan." Tsunade

Niqqa u didn't

It will suq Sperm

I beat my nut so hard the neighbours called the cops for animal abuse

4 words.
I love Hinata

@Bluree that is true my Nintendo. But its more than that

@Tendou put a 6inch dildo in ur ass and run. Insta naruto run

I like Hinata chan. Cuz she caring, honest and looks hot on my hot pocket

Poop Mc PoopOn

Nooo

Skylar was my cats neighbour

What we all need is a bottle of Cyanide. And a all paid world tour

Then we will find happiness

What a waste of H2O

Americans make everything difficult

Why cant they just wash their ass with a bidet

Last time I went to Australia. The end

I pooped in Antarctica now its statue of liberty

@*•.¸♡ 🦆𝓢𝓱𝓪𝓭𝔂𝓓𝓾𝓬𝓴🦆♡¸.•* true I need sleep. I'm seeing a naked man holding my phone

Polish ppl smells like sauerkraut

Thats something your history teacher will not teach

How did he smell

Exactly thats how a gay mans penis smells like. As it goes many holes through out history. To find their true identity

Pauland<:uhmhi:596743001733070873>

Kurwaland<:wank:292629695311380480>

After winter

Leave my Diq alone

It has been through alot

When I look at my Diq it reminds me of my childhood

He's lost

If any1 touches my 3rd nipple they will get $3.48