Just played a game of warframe with a dude who named his pet "hentai servers" so whenever his pet got knocked down the screen said "hentai servers are down"

It's a noble cause

I'm serving my country by always having my dashcam on and keeping vodka on me at all times

You either die a vegan or live long enough to see yourself become a vegetable

A while back i saw a webm of a man who put his balls in his own ass and shat them out, haven't laughed so hard since

At first I had no idea what is no the screen

Then I watched it again and realize that's his balls

If you shit while running it will push you forward

can you make a car powered by the thrust of shitting