she has lupus so she has loads of gabapentin

but she dosent take it so i do

who cares lol

the alternative is me jumping in front of a train

it's not even shortening

it halts the formation of new synapses in the brain

so it doesn't make you stupider but it prevents brain development

it probably is, i don't really care

i have a photographic memory with the things that are important to me

Music, namely

I'm about to find out

I just got an interview

I havent had a job since I was a teen

I'm 21

thanks, it's really scary for me but I figure I have to AT LEAST try

I was abused in school and I have a lot of trauma-related mental issues

So filling out forms gives me really bad panic attacks

i can't explain it really

I have no real excuse

I logically know that it's stupid

But I can't stop it

A guidance councilor in elementary school physically abused me

I'm not trying to

I'm literally just fucked in the head

thanks for the tip, I'll write it down

For sure

awh damn it someone changed my nickname back already

I cant do that, I have pretty severe OCD surrounding poison ivy and I'm suuuper alergic to it

I'm probably gonna try to get a job selling christmas trees if this one doesn't work out

It's a good seasonal job where you make lots of money

Yeah but it'll put some money in my pocket and it's not a lot of pressure

I have to ease into this if I'm gonna be a functional human being

I honestly gave up on being functional long ago

I'm only trying because I feel obligated

Honestly I would rather live naked in the jungle

@Jay EJ20T-WRX so be it, I'll fuck the leech up with a knife until it lets go lol

i'm uncircumcised so it cant attach to my tip

hahaha

@Mr Surkuri GMM is such a good thing to meme on

it's such a shitty show

@Count Dankula love u bb

❤

Selfie #turnbacktuesday

it baffles me why people spam @'s

like okay, you made a slightly larger red number appear on my screen

NICE PRANK LOL

@Hatter eat my ass

fair enough lets go

no

no

LIBTARD OWNED HARDCORE STYLE

you're sleeping at 6:30AM

lol

I wish I had the ability to do that

but guess what

construction right outside my doorstep at 7AM

yipee

I'm a super light sleeper I can't sleep through a neighbor's sneeze

If nothing at all happens, I'm wide awake at 4AM

https://youtu.be/jtJdAbxhrWk?list=LLZwLPOtJFhggWLrN4EWlIZA

Ah, nothing beats the feeling of taking a dump on a portuguese man's cock

the funny part is that you think I'm joking

it's not my fault you don't know the prostate-dazzling pleasures of my night life

take your hate to the GARBAGE buddy

<:YEET:437238618608762900>

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actually I'm on drugs and have nothing to do but good guess

idk about that one

pretty sure I know people who have gone to jail for getting in fights while drunk

and alcohol is definitely a drug

@TwinVickers weak, when I don't sleep I hallucinate that there are shadow people outside my window at 5AM

One time I saw a deer that had a neck like a giraffe when I was sleep deprived

fucking weird

oof

Once I stayed up for 9 days with a machete in the corner of my room because I thought slender man was going to kill me

I thought I was at the bottom of a hotel swimming pool

by day 6 or 7

Saaaane @zalfir

During the night I don't want to sleep

During the day I wish I was asleep

If you look at a brain that is sleep deprived you see low levels of brain damage

Less synaptic shearing, buildups of brain plaque

basically it fucks your brain up in a very serious way that looks somewhat like a very mild case of dementia or alzheimers'

i used to abuse benadryl so I'm probably gonna get dementia by age 40

dxm is also pretty bad for you if you use it frequently

MARRY CRIMBO

👌🏿 👌🏾 👌🏽 👌 👌🏼 👌🏻 🤷🏿

That pic of Dankula in <#437994388493303820> really showcases his **massive** forehead lol

No

Oh I couldnt tell because of the glasses I guess

I thought his hair was too long

idk I'm stoned lol leave me alone

i never said pretending I said stoned

get it right

no

make me

lick my anus and I'll leave

Yeah you guys are right I was retarded can we drop it

ok

watcha gonna change my name to now huh