when the FFFUCK is hentai haven adding a trap category smh

end it

there was a merch shop?

cuz he's a real man

i've always wanted an ahegao coat

find a girl with low self esteem and daddy issues

that'll do the trick

there's 7 billion people on the planet, half of which are female--plenty of them are bound to either love it or not give a shit

Even assuming the government was stupid enough to keep classified alien shit at a place where everyone thinks they're storing classified alien shit