zalfir

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2018-11-25 14:56:55 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Parking tickets, speeding tickets, basically anything that 100% results in a fine

2018-11-25 14:57:28 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

universally true of every law enforcement in the West

2018-11-27 05:00:20 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

fuck I love EU4, I don't think I've ever seen another player outside of Steam

2018-11-27 05:02:59 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

yo wtf

2018-11-27 05:33:20 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

it'll get to december 1st and they'll ditch the christmas theme

2018-11-27 05:36:02 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

it's happened before?

2018-11-27 11:11:25 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

needs more fibre

2018-11-27 11:16:33 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

probably because you're kind of irritating

2018-11-27 11:17:07 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

probably because you're kind of irritating

2018-11-27 11:20:45 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

for the past 20 minutes roughly 20-25% of any given text seems to be your autistic comments

2018-11-27 11:21:49 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

if you scroll up and, ignoring images, look at a page of text, it's all you, saying nothing

2018-11-27 11:22:53 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

a little, he did ask

2018-11-27 11:50:19 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I found that dyslexia thing relatively easy to read, which is weird because my working memory and processing speed are both limited

2018-11-27 11:53:40 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

posted about 16-17 minutes ago

2018-11-27 11:57:24 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

the friend who got me into programming was dyslexic, we used to bounce problems between us because i had an ADD-like approach to some things but excellent language skills

2018-11-27 12:00:00 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

i miss being able to enjoy TNG

2018-11-27 12:03:09 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

i grew up with original trilogy star wars and TNG star trek

2018-11-27 12:04:13 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

for a little while, TNG hour was the best thing TV had to offer aside from late night weird cartoons and music that pop radio stations would never play

2018-11-27 12:04:40 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

and maybe the simpsons

2018-11-27 12:31:30 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

so only Americans have Christmas?

2018-11-27 12:32:34 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

isn't nothing the ultimate gift?

2018-11-27 12:33:35 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

yep, 11th of November

2018-11-27 12:33:55 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

is it remembered as Armistice Day by some?

2018-11-27 12:34:31 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

emo is like "life is pain" goth is more like "piss off retard"

2018-11-29 05:04:08 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

you take the ankles and i'll get the wrists

2018-11-30 11:34:22 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

isn't it more than a year before the next governor of the colonies is selected?

2018-12-01 08:15:06 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

suicide is painless, it brings on many changes, and i can take or leave it if i please

2018-12-01 08:16:07 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

i feel old

2018-12-01 08:17:15 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

i can't remember if the first episode is representative of the whole show

2018-12-01 08:17:23 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

there was so many of them

2018-12-01 08:18:15 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

just ask Hawkeye

2018-12-01 08:20:35 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

according to multiple sources, this channel is the ball pit where the retarted kids like to shit and when whiteys come in to play, they're often surprised to find themselves covered in streaks of brown

2018-12-01 08:22:26 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

quoth the raven "Creating Acronyms Wildly"

2018-12-01 08:23:32 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Australia is too hot and my brain has been cooked well enough that weird cultists in India are getting hungry

2018-12-01 08:25:34 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

@Crawfoot the red rooster crows at dawn, comrade

2018-12-01 08:26:47 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

the Johnny Cash version of Hurt is better than the Nine Inch Nails version

2018-12-01 08:27:57 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

is a hairy arse more common than an unhairy one?

2018-12-01 08:28:08 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

i'd like to know the statistics on this

2018-12-01 08:28:30 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

i use a paint brush and bleach

2018-12-01 08:29:23 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

i like saying "n word" like the biggest nerd when someone is afraid to say nigger

2018-12-01 08:30:23 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

bidet is pretty common in France

2018-12-01 08:30:50 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

two words that might send a shiver up your spine: public bidet

2018-12-01 08:32:44 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

i carry them with if i'm going somewhere else long enough that i need to carry deodorant as well

2018-12-01 08:33:18 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

no, emojis always get in wrong

2018-12-01 08:33:25 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

tired face looks like he's cumming

2018-12-01 08:33:49 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

the only truly accurate one is thinking face

2018-12-01 09:03:22 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

seriously what does owo mean, no one's been able to explain it to me

2018-12-01 09:03:42 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

does it mean "i'm into coprophagia"?

2018-12-01 09:04:00 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

o woah

2018-12-01 09:07:46 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

i bang a few single mothers, but it's loose agreements, i never bang the serial breeders

2018-12-01 09:07:58 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

serial breeders are needy and controlling

2018-12-01 09:09:14 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I never let them get attached, and if it messes with my kid's life in any way (i'm a single dad) then i get the fuck outta there

2018-12-01 10:59:38 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

i can understand most things, but I don't get fursuits

2018-12-01 11:00:09 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

like on some level i can borrow someone's insanity and comprehend how they got to be the way they are and why they do what they do, but not fur suits

2018-12-01 12:48:03 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

i look evil without a beard

2018-12-01 12:48:11 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

i look evil with a goatee as well

2018-12-01 12:49:13 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

full beard and moustache is the only way to soften my jaw to match kind looking eyes

2018-12-01 12:50:33 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

btw it's already December in Australia, and it probably was when you shaved

2018-12-01 12:50:57 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

and since Australia is the capital of the world, it counts

2018-12-01 12:51:26 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

UK gave up its crown and we're the natural inheritors

2018-12-01 12:51:34 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

coz we're their favourite

2018-12-01 12:52:07 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

it's too hot

2018-12-01 12:52:47 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

my air conditioner makes a lot of noise so i'm afraid to use it

2018-12-01 12:56:10 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

rather successful HRT on that one

2018-12-01 12:57:11 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

size of the hands, space between the eyebrows is forward

2018-12-01 12:58:30 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

better use a mace then

2018-12-01 13:00:00 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

vile scum dwells everywhere, might as well get used to it and explain to your children the logic behind their status as scum so they know what not to become

2018-12-02 02:58:47 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Danish and Swedish are just dirty Norwegians

2018-12-04 13:54:10 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

All those Vevo links... isn't Vevo UMG?

2018-12-04 13:54:23 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

the same asshats who copyright strike everyone?

2018-12-04 13:55:22 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Mechwarrior 3, why?

2018-12-04 14:06:41 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Whiskey into the black coffee = Irish coffee

2018-12-04 14:07:40 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

my history teacher (who I used to hang around way too much outside school) used to drink it all the time and then throw books at me and give me weird rambling history lessons

2018-12-04 14:07:50 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

also used to carry a hipflask to class

2018-12-04 14:08:29 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

bloody mary is a hangover cure

2018-12-04 14:08:53 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

no, i just really liked my history teacher, his house had bookshelves on every wall

2018-12-04 14:09:13 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

this is before the internet, btw

2018-12-04 14:09:56 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

you didn't have a teacher who was drunk all the time?

2018-12-04 14:10:19 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

my science teacher made LSD and used to smoke grass behind the sheds

2018-12-04 14:11:30 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

this was the 90s, no one gave a shit (and no, he weren't a pedo)

2018-12-04 14:12:00 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

we made the hot female teacher cry

2018-12-04 14:14:24 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

we managed to rile a maths teacher up so badly he put his fist through the blackboard, again: this was the 90s (so he kept his job)

2018-12-04 14:15:17 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

people are so fucking sensitive these days, though, I mean I just told you about an interesting drunk history teacher and you automatically went to *pedo*

2018-12-04 14:15:40 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

wtf happened between the 90s and the 00s?

2018-12-04 14:17:30 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

not so lucky here, Chloe, my kid is in high school

2018-12-04 14:17:44 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I have to work pretty hard to build his shields against brainwashing

2018-12-04 14:19:16 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

he's a sensitive sort, so he's at a really Progressive(tm) school by necessity since you can't find just a normal-liberal school where the teachers who still give a shit aren't on the verge of suicide

2018-12-04 14:22:42 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I'm confused by "Iโ€™d get up and run and get some to fuck around with"

2018-12-04 14:23:12 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

oic

2018-12-04 14:23:50 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

how did your parents respond to that?

2018-12-04 14:25:40 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

any mention of them releasing it for PC, yet?

2018-12-04 14:26:19 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

is ok, I have Mount & Blade II: Bannerlord to look forward to

2018-12-04 14:28:51 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

too far, I have a policy of restricting my kids game time, and he only watches TV when it's something we can watch together, and then he always gets an hour of screenless reading time before sleep

2018-12-04 14:29:17 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

but no TV on weekdays? bed at 7:30? that's insane

2018-12-04 14:29:55 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

i've found my kid doesn't understand some things because other kids watch regular TV and we don't have one - we just have our computers

2018-12-04 14:30:24 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

so they learn a bunch of (admittedly retarded) social rules that he doesn't

2018-12-04 14:31:04 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

back in the day we had this kid that would laugh at Simpsons references even though he'd never been allowed to watch it, he was weird

2018-12-04 14:32:20 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I got a Commodore 64 around that age, the world was never the same

2018-12-04 14:33:52 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I might have been socially retarded (they call that autistic, now) but I earned mad respect when I made Thermite at 15

2018-12-04 14:38:07 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

if you could buy a gaming rig with the same capabilities (or slightly better) as a PS4 at the same price, would you buy it?

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