zalfir
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Parking tickets, speeding tickets, basically anything that 100% results in a fine
universally true of every law enforcement in the West
fuck I love EU4, I don't think I've ever seen another player outside of Steam
yo wtf
it'll get to december 1st and they'll ditch the christmas theme
it's happened before?
needs more fibre
probably because you're kind of irritating
probably because you're kind of irritating
for the past 20 minutes roughly 20-25% of any given text seems to be your autistic comments
if you scroll up and, ignoring images, look at a page of text, it's all you, saying nothing
a little, he did ask
I found that dyslexia thing relatively easy to read, which is weird because my working memory and processing speed are both limited
posted about 16-17 minutes ago
the friend who got me into programming was dyslexic, we used to bounce problems between us because i had an ADD-like approach to some things but excellent language skills
i miss being able to enjoy TNG
i grew up with original trilogy star wars and TNG star trek
for a little while, TNG hour was the best thing TV had to offer aside from late night weird cartoons and music that pop radio stations would never play
and maybe the simpsons
so only Americans have Christmas?
isn't nothing the ultimate gift?
yep, 11th of November
is it remembered as Armistice Day by some?
emo is like "life is pain" goth is more like "piss off retard"
you take the ankles and i'll get the wrists
isn't it more than a year before the next governor of the colonies is selected?
suicide is painless, it brings on many changes, and i can take or leave it if i please
i feel old
i can't remember if the first episode is representative of the whole show
there was so many of them
just ask Hawkeye
according to multiple sources, this channel is the ball pit where the retarted kids like to shit and when whiteys come in to play, they're often surprised to find themselves covered in streaks of brown
quoth the raven "Creating Acronyms Wildly"
Australia is too hot and my brain has been cooked well enough that weird cultists in India are getting hungry
@Crawfoot the red rooster crows at dawn, comrade
the Johnny Cash version of Hurt is better than the Nine Inch Nails version
is a hairy arse more common than an unhairy one?
i'd like to know the statistics on this
i use a paint brush and bleach
i like saying "n word" like the biggest nerd when someone is afraid to say nigger
bidet is pretty common in France
two words that might send a shiver up your spine: public bidet
i carry them with if i'm going somewhere else long enough that i need to carry deodorant as well
no, emojis always get in wrong
tired face looks like he's cumming
the only truly accurate one is thinking face
seriously what does owo mean, no one's been able to explain it to me
does it mean "i'm into coprophagia"?
o woah
i bang a few single mothers, but it's loose agreements, i never bang the serial breeders
serial breeders are needy and controlling
I never let them get attached, and if it messes with my kid's life in any way (i'm a single dad) then i get the fuck outta there
i can understand most things, but I don't get fursuits
like on some level i can borrow someone's insanity and comprehend how they got to be the way they are and why they do what they do, but not fur suits
i look evil without a beard
i look evil with a goatee as well
full beard and moustache is the only way to soften my jaw to match kind looking eyes
btw it's already December in Australia, and it probably was when you shaved
and since Australia is the capital of the world, it counts
UK gave up its crown and we're the natural inheritors
coz we're their favourite
it's too hot
my air conditioner makes a lot of noise so i'm afraid to use it
rather successful HRT on that one
size of the hands, space between the eyebrows is forward
better use a mace then
vile scum dwells everywhere, might as well get used to it and explain to your children the logic behind their status as scum so they know what not to become
Danish and Swedish are just dirty Norwegians
All those Vevo links... isn't Vevo UMG?
the same asshats who copyright strike everyone?
Mechwarrior 3, why?
Whiskey into the black coffee = Irish coffee
my history teacher (who I used to hang around way too much outside school) used to drink it all the time and then throw books at me and give me weird rambling history lessons
also used to carry a hipflask to class
bloody mary is a hangover cure
no, i just really liked my history teacher, his house had bookshelves on every wall
this is before the internet, btw
you didn't have a teacher who was drunk all the time?
my science teacher made LSD and used to smoke grass behind the sheds
this was the 90s, no one gave a shit (and no, he weren't a pedo)
we made the hot female teacher cry
we managed to rile a maths teacher up so badly he put his fist through the blackboard, again: this was the 90s (so he kept his job)
people are so fucking sensitive these days, though, I mean I just told you about an interesting drunk history teacher and you automatically went to *pedo*
wtf happened between the 90s and the 00s?
not so lucky here, Chloe, my kid is in high school
I have to work pretty hard to build his shields against brainwashing
he's a sensitive sort, so he's at a really Progressive(tm) school by necessity since you can't find just a normal-liberal school where the teachers who still give a shit aren't on the verge of suicide
I'm confused by "Iโd get up and run and get some to fuck around with"
oic
how did your parents respond to that?
any mention of them releasing it for PC, yet?
is ok, I have Mount & Blade II: Bannerlord to look forward to
too far, I have a policy of restricting my kids game time, and he only watches TV when it's something we can watch together, and then he always gets an hour of screenless reading time before sleep
but no TV on weekdays? bed at 7:30? that's insane
i've found my kid doesn't understand some things because other kids watch regular TV and we don't have one - we just have our computers
so they learn a bunch of (admittedly retarded) social rules that he doesn't
back in the day we had this kid that would laugh at Simpsons references even though he'd never been allowed to watch it, he was weird
I got a Commodore 64 around that age, the world was never the same
I might have been socially retarded (they call that autistic, now) but I earned mad respect when I made Thermite at 15
if you could buy a gaming rig with the same capabilities (or slightly better) as a PS4 at the same price, would you buy it?
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