zalfir

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2018-11-20 13:12:40 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I'm not attacking games, I game all the time, they're great for training all sorts of things

2018-11-20 13:12:50 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

but training makes you tired in those areas, too, doesn't it?

2018-11-20 13:13:18 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

it's inevitably going to be subjective because brains vary a great deal

2018-11-20 13:15:06 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

why does Google favour the most bullshitty material first

2018-11-20 13:15:38 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I'm looking for New Scientist type stuff and they give me CBC and Washington Post

2018-11-20 13:15:47 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I don't read either of those

2018-11-20 13:16:13 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Also I don't let them track me

2018-11-20 13:16:36 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

because fuck those cunts

2018-11-20 13:16:54 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

they're a ticking timebomb of societal control mechanisms

2018-11-20 13:17:20 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

firefox

2018-11-20 13:17:26 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

fuck chrome

2018-11-20 13:17:57 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

i use duckduckgo about half the time

2018-11-20 13:26:46 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

The rains are here, holy shit

2018-11-20 13:27:36 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

sudden thunder so loud my ceiling shakes

2018-11-20 14:23:38 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

when i drink a lot of dark grape juice or (or an absolute shitload of red wine) my shit turns black

2018-11-20 14:23:59 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

very confusing because bleeding in the upper digestive system also turns shit black

2018-11-20 14:25:16 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

black belt

2018-11-20 14:30:52 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I'm a shaman sometimes, I can prescribe eating ghosts if you need that

2018-11-20 14:34:17 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

and fruit, occasionally

2018-11-21 05:31:21 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

everything is fine

2018-11-21 05:31:27 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

you are comfortable

2018-11-21 05:31:35 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

and probably bored

2018-11-21 05:33:09 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

have a coffee and a 20 minute nap immediately afterwards

2018-11-21 05:33:33 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

it'll cycle out the sleepytime chemicals and replace them with caffeine

2018-11-21 05:34:18 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

oversimplified so we don't have to go into paragraphs of spergy detail

2018-11-21 05:35:11 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

mate i learnt my lesson day one of not lurking on this server, you were there, Tea

2018-11-21 05:38:02 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

and spergs and people who use long words in the wrong channels get treated like it's the 80s in high school

2018-11-21 05:38:41 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

personally, there's a part of my mind that will never stop analysing whatever i'm looking at

2018-11-21 05:39:04 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

it's why i type like a retard, yes

2018-11-21 05:39:50 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

is it an argument?

2018-11-21 05:40:47 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

autistic transgingniggers

2018-11-21 05:41:20 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

i am actually on the spectrum, yes, but i usually hide it well in most situations

2018-11-21 05:53:07 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

we should market it to the Muslim world to help them with their inbred retard problem

2018-11-21 05:53:43 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Asbesto's, they're the besto's

2018-11-21 05:56:38 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

the autistic kids remember random facts like: you can eat asbestos, it's when you breathe it in that problems occur

2018-11-21 06:06:03 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

if i rise up again my dick's going to fall off, enough already

2018-11-21 06:07:23 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

asbestos gets into your lungs and doesn't leave

2018-11-21 06:09:16 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

it's made up of tiny fibres and it's a bit like breathing in microscopic particles of glass

2018-11-21 06:09:56 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Australia had a real problem with it when I was a kid and they tried to cover it up, but they dealt with it before it was able to affect me

2018-11-21 06:10:57 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

AU doesn't mine it anymore, and deals with it in buildings with the same stringent urgency as they deal with lead paint that's become destabilised

2018-11-21 06:11:09 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

fuck, i'm doing it again

2018-11-21 06:53:28 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

๐Ÿ

2018-11-21 08:00:59 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

if i shave the beard off my neck, i look like a hipster, if i shave my beard completely, i look like a bogan

2018-11-21 08:01:05 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

can't win

2018-11-21 08:02:24 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

fuck dominos, get real pizza

2018-11-21 08:02:32 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

if you can't get real pizza, import some italian people

2018-11-21 08:03:04 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

toasted limb wtf

2018-11-21 08:04:19 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

needs more steak or lamb

2018-11-21 08:04:30 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

yeah for breakfast

2018-11-21 08:05:04 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

3 fried eggs on a t-bone steak is a great breakfast

2018-11-21 08:05:22 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

strayan

2018-11-21 08:05:55 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Americans think steak is a delicacy or some shit

2018-11-21 08:09:13 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

real cafe > starbux shit

2018-11-21 08:09:21 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

real pizza > chain bullshit

2018-11-21 08:10:38 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

i wish i could do customer service without losing my shit

2018-11-21 08:10:56 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

i respect good customer service the way some people respect their doctors

2018-11-21 08:20:10 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

local fish and chip shop hamburger > maccaz

2018-11-21 11:27:35 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

the devil

2018-11-21 11:27:55 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

get outta here kid

2018-11-21 11:29:29 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

set your bed on fire

2018-11-21 11:29:41 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

you'll get out and you'll be warm

2018-11-21 11:31:29 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

wanking helps

2018-11-21 11:33:06 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

make yourself ultra cold, then the normal cold won't feel so bad

2018-11-21 11:33:44 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

also eat fat, it'll make you colder while you digest it but it'll make you warmer for longer, later

2018-11-21 11:34:20 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

the oils in freshwater fish can help you with your circulation

2018-11-21 11:34:55 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

i've actually hiked in mountains in winter and shit, with minimal support, i'm not completely dumb

2018-11-21 11:35:35 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

is it below 0 there?

2018-11-21 11:37:57 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

flatmates are cunts sometimes, i'm glad i don't have them anymore

2018-11-21 11:38:26 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

i've only known one person i could be both friends with and live with

2018-11-21 11:38:52 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

i pretty much had to suspend friendship with someone i've known my whole life so we could be good housemates

2018-11-21 11:39:37 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

7 people in a place, so there should be a room in the house where people congregate

2018-11-21 11:39:44 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

that room will be warmer than the rest of the house

2018-11-21 11:40:07 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

if you're small, you have to rely on the body heat of others, or fire

2018-11-21 11:40:29 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

then you have to use my solution when i'm away from the city and by myself: fire

2018-11-21 11:40:48 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

i'm anti-social too, fire is the best

2018-11-21 11:41:44 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

being extroverted makes me anxious, being introverted might make me depressed, but it's better

2018-11-21 11:42:31 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

sometimes, if you let the existential dread set in

2018-11-21 11:43:08 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

the trick is, don't let it, that's why i walk off into the wilderness when i'm kidfree and my client load is low

2018-11-21 11:44:56 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

another way to keep warm would be to go to a cafe alone

2018-11-21 11:45:10 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

then you can do stuff and rely on their heating

2018-11-21 11:45:55 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

leon wtf

2018-11-21 11:46:06 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

read the room

2018-11-21 11:46:54 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

nvm i don't have words

2018-11-21 11:48:53 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

i have to be a normal person this weekend so i'm savouring the week

2018-11-21 11:50:51 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

yes

2018-11-21 11:51:58 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

was he attacked by his gf/wife?

2018-11-21 11:53:31 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

i hope the police are treating her as a suspect, and dealing with it seriously

2018-11-21 11:54:19 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

female perpetrators need to be held accountable for their actions and be counted in the numbers so people realise what's going on

2018-11-21 11:54:58 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

it's tempting to just drop everything except my kids and go and study law, sometimes

2018-11-21 11:56:22 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

it must be good for him to have a mate like you, Tailed

2018-11-21 11:58:11 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

true, but you'd be surprised how many dudes are out doing it alone

2018-11-21 11:59:17 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

that isolation fucks up their perspective, too, like being in prison turns people into criminals

2018-11-21 11:59:34 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

(if they weren't already)

2018-11-21 12:00:48 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

that's fucked up

2018-11-21 12:13:45 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

are these modern buildings, cheap 80s shit, or what?

2018-11-21 12:14:11 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

i wonder if you'd be better off using building techniques from the 1700s

2018-11-21 12:19:07 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

it's this awesome shit we don't get in most of Australia

2018-11-21 12:26:52 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

are there old ways to survive the cold that have been lost?

2018-11-21 12:27:08 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

perhaps due to the industrial revolution?

2018-11-21 12:29:13 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

bring in space heater, plug in at the sockets where you're supposed to plug in laptops?

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