Funny sex number meme haha

Wait

Punjabi?

Free **PUNJABI?**

***PUNJABI? IN MY CHAT?***

jeH

Not giey

I can confirm

Look

It's a Florida man

ùWú

Anyone want a Dad?

Ok

please don't disappoint your dad again

I know

lol

honestly some girls' excuses for not having sex like, "honey, I have a migraine.", Or, "Dad I'm not even eight". SMH my head

Daddy is back

hey cal

thankies

I feel like making myself dead RN

<:thinkingdie:304069382831734784>

Sad

No

Y'all THOTs

<:thots:292591799158046720>

Don't make me give you a bad time

*sans noise*

*Kill me*, I'm legitimately in pain

Fine. I'll do it myself

Why not?

Ok

What if I want to be knwn as dumb for once?

*known

It is unbearably hard to be smart all the time

But I feel like I must be to keep others safe at this point

Because no one else decides to learn

So I have to watch out for them

But what if I want to

It is an odd urge of mine to take care of others

@Cole yes?

YOU'RE BREATHTAKING

But like I said

I just feel like I shoultake care of everyone around me

That's why I've been given the nickname "Dad" by most people I know

So now it's almost ingrained in my mind to keep others safe

And I have to be smart to do that

Me?

Not me

@💨💥Astori💫the🌌Tabaxi🌑💧 I haven't slept for four days

And have hardly eaten enugh for one day

I'm also nearly twice as big as a normal sized person

And it's cus I'm both suicidal, and have been listening to ppl's problems the whole time

I am a vent machine

Dad is here

And depressed

I know it is

My b

But either way

I feel like it right now

So yeah

Never had one

And I'm doing "fine"

Am I gonna get banned?

Ok

@Spookler I know several

@Spookler I have cut contact with a few, but I know most by name

There are sixi know over the internet

Uhh

@Pisslord what is that about the size of Keanu's pp?

I eat stuff

I do

And you can't do anthing about it

*throws foam pads at you*

Only real legends know

Me too

Being a big person = depression

Short people are adorable, no lie

It should be to anyone

Depression = depression

@Kitty oof

Y'all with your thighs and toes

I just need some ankles

Sweet, sweet ankle pics

That's gay @Bluree

Face Nudes double gay

@Salad that sounds like a challenge

I don't have any nice body parts

I'm a weird ass mix between lanky, and a weightlifter

I'm very tall

Lmao

You do know what it is right?

I'm not lanky is the thing

I'm long

And thick

My b

*thiccc

That seems like low key fat shaming but ok

But either way

Y'all probably don't want a dude's thighs in your DMs