Fuckin low energy shitposting is a notification lifestyle

Yeah imagine them just not using it instead

Tfw no gf to walk with during summer nights with the smell of bonfire waning in the distance

Tfw it’ll be years before you can trust someone else to make feels real again

Niggas still ruining real feels hour with copypasta echo posting

Okay retard

I am fbi

Show me your feels

I’m on livepd

Diet can help schizophrenia as well

Imagine caring about women

Soi soi soi

Why the fuck are my pennyloafers penny-less

I’m waiting for this argument to end at the monkey bars during recess

I rock the hoonigan life

Someone wake me up when the horn of the 7th trumpet sounds

You heard it from him folks

Like attracts like

This is empowering for the spineless and faceless

Imagine thinking you’re famous because the cops show up 6 times

Reminds me of Habbo Hotel days

Pools closed

The past year and a half has been a fitness journey for me. Heaviest was 218lbs and lightest was 163lbs. I lost 30 pounds in 3 months. I weigh like 179 rn but if I compared it to the 179 when I first started, I look a lot thinner now. The skin just doesn’t rebound immediately. Just have to keep at it and make it a routine. So if you want my advice, don’t let yourself get overweight because the cells just don’t go away

In the end, body mass doesn’t really mean much. It helps for the initial phase but it’s pretty easy to figure out if you’re doing better physically, regardless or the scale

Beardson May or may not get lambos

Smells like poverty and coupons

Is dentist still here

He’s a sinner

First of all, women are gay

@Deleted User yes. Beaches are widely available on most coasts

Takes a couple years to explain? You’d think you’d want to put out a fire as soon as you see it

Both at once or each nut gets individualized attention

FUCK. Interactive novel storyline of nut licking

MOCHI ICE CREAM IS FUCKING ANTARCTICA COLD

Every fucking time. I bite it and it’s like I took a god damn frost bolt to the mouth

So I just shove it in my ass instead now

“Gamesharks IRL - Volume II”