Ey guys is there any place or anyone I can DM so I can warn them about something? It's pretty important considering what i just witnessed

It's a group of discord hackers going around, they just fucked up one if the other servers I'm in really bad

Yo that logo animation is fucking sick

Ive never seen another discord server with an animated logo

I have its just I didn't expect it when I hovered over the server logo

Fucking weebs

Its almost like this server is dedicated to hentai or some shit

But that can't be possible, we all know this is a family friendly minecraft discord for our lord and god fearing savior SSundee

Hentai Haven needs a minecraft revamp, those cubes are just irresistible

gotta admit, that video you just posted isn't my proudest fap

Now guys, the real question is when is Minecraft Masturbation Month?

Yo Projared has a nice dick tho

inb4 Gill is banned

fudgenickle?

Did he make you play GTA with it too Nully?

Guys imagine my surprise when my Priest was Projared, I knew that Van couldn't have been a real church. Then again 6 year olds usually don't know much so

My father is still out getting milk, its been like 10 years. I assume it just keeps on expiring so he has to buy more, that must be what the thousands of dollars in credit card charges on items like "Engraved Wedding Band" must be for.

Right guys?

Dead is my preference

Its why I upvote Spongebob memes

Wait a minute how do I say it back when I am fucking dead

I love you in the same way I love fat chicks, they can be fun and have a lot to love but I would never fuck one.

Its to show that his years of being used by people have degraded him into a useless file left to gather dust and rot away, dying a lone death,

Who you calling a man, pal?

Listen here, as a midget, calling me big is an insult and a hate crime, my fists might be small but my dwarven brethren are many

Thats better, thank you banana man

Are there any other little people on here actually? I'd be kind of hype to find out if so.

Says the guy with a fucking Astolfo pfp,

You're no better then us

Have you guys ever seen bee hentai? Shits p good

Miru Tights is 👌

As a midget I am very proud that dwarves are fucking badass in most fantasy anime. I actually really want a dwarven centered Anime but the chances of that are slim so eh.

@Gill Ye, although we are rare af

the only other time I saw a midget people looked at us like we were about to fight to the death. It was kinda funny

Any of yall bored af right now?

Farmers?

Farmers mutual*

Guys officially starting a midget Q&A in my DMs

Depends on the midget, usually we are just the same as normal people. But very few midgets have larger cocks

shh banana we don't want them to know about that

midgets assholes are fucking tight m8

I once knew a midget with a 9 incher

midgets can get them big tiddies if they're like chunky

otherwise they are usually smaller

Have you guys ever seen that video of a dude with a 1/16th inch penis cumming?

Its fucking weird

And at the same time enticing

His balls are like the like of walnuts

Ill find it

I cant find the reddit comment I saved with it

I GOT IT

GILL FORGIVE ME

Okay do you guys want to see it?

Ey do I just post this in shitposting?

Its like super fukcing NSFL

thats like at least 5 people my guy

the worlds smallest functioning penis cumming

Its literally 1/16th of an inch

If someone makes the group chat I'll send it in there

I'm a lazy cunt

Alright whoever wants it DM me

ill just use my nub fingers a shit ton ig

dont need to friend me to send a DM

I live on the edge ya cheeky fucking cunts

Guys always remember, if you feel bad about your dick size there exists a man with a 1/16th of an inch PENIS

listen here ye little shite

There comes costs with becoming a midget

The cock is one of them

When Toto blessed the rains of Africa i was under the assumption it was with gamer girl pee

Yall ever just not starve to death to flex on them Africa kiddos?

Maybe this is why I don't have many friends.

no ive seen black femboys

Shit is weird

its like seeing a black guy worship feet

Its interesting, but just is odd if you're used to BBC stuff

NO

GET OUT

Indian guy porn is literally the worst kind of porn

How are indians one of the most prolific races on the planet, yet all of the guys and most girls look ugly? Maybe its just me

Exactly

Maybe im just used to their country being a shit hole so I think of the people the same way idk

Hey guys should I grow a beard and go in Dwarven smith cosplay for comicon next year?

How long though? Because like i can go down to the chest area or straight up try for an elder look and dye it white

I really want to get a Dwarf role

Yall ever read Omnivore's Dilemma?

If not read it, literally shows how everything you eat is made of corn in one way or another

noooooooooooooo

*When your poop dealer has a sale on gamer girl pee*

Favorite vidya game?

Listen you can't talk when your name reminds people of when their mom wouldn't get them a big boy sized meal @phlorāsic

Come at me mate, I got wee arms but I am always at prime dick hitting level

im a simple midget with simple dreams

A traveler as it may seem

I may be small, but no matter how tall, one is always cautious of losing their balls

Fair warning, midgets bite

When we can't reach yer fucking heads we haveta resort to other methods

As a midget, that would be nigh impossible to grab us little fucks. We are a slippery kind

I'm about to make the holocaust look like a fucking joke

Hey cucks what would I get from McDonalds

Would yall like a crumb of le pussy?