Haha penis

The bots like penis

Wait were the bots already spamming or something

I gotta start talking in this server more I was here for the porn

But it's like 2:30am and I gotta sleep

I'm like 6'2"

@Kamikaze yeah you can cause I'm not good at sports

No I do not a chunk boy

@CZ jokes on you I actually have Love Train

Yo I've almost mastered all the schools of magic in skyrim

Fun fact: I've been in several of my friends shitposts where I've screamed full Nwords

Ever since 2017 I've slowly evolved into my degeneracy

I've become openly racist because I'm a gamer

Oof

I must deck a loli

I beat the fuck out of shotas

@sierra how tall are you

Get out of my way shorto

I got a small dick but the only thing that matters is my height

The most times I've jerked off in a day was five

@Extinct you just keep beating your dick

Yo wanna hear a funny dick story

When I was like 6 I was going to the bathroom and the lid of the toilet smashed my dick head while I was peeing and it was all purple and bleeding and my dad laughed at me but I had to go to the ER and I wouldn't let anyone go near me

*Mfw dad laughed at my smashed bleeding dick and had to go to ER*

@CZ everyone knows all alien dicks are ovipositors

It's like 7am and I feel like eating a hotdog rn 🤔

I can't cause I'll wake everyone in my house up

I'll got to a hotdog place later today

*I feel so tired but wide awake rn it's 9am I don't know what to do*

I like/hate my new pfp cause it’s squidward busting a nut in sandy

I think it’s funny but eh

Wanna see the pic

It 5am I must slumber

Gn

I woke up to rant about water

Water has a taste depending on where the water is sourced and the temperature but if you’re one of the people who say water doesn’t have taste to it ***FUCK YOU***

You guys had well water it’s always gross

I’m into muscular women I like me some abs

*my dad makes fun of me for not having sex yet and recounts how he fucked a college student when he was in 10th grade*

Boys I've cheated the system stupid fucks pay me for cumming in a cup

I'm a chad with a small dick

By admitting I have a small dick I have big dick energy

Morrowind is funny

Obama was never real!

Gays frequent Penis.com

I bought Swords and Sandals collection on steam that was my shit back in like elementary school and middle school