@mood I tell myself that every day bud.

Yes papa

Yes. I am nice

I do good work but get the bad rap

Everyone so mad at me when I try to do me job

Hi, I’m Brett Kavanaugh and I’m looking for women to drink with and do stuff that will haunt me in my future when I try to get a very important position

Brett chain

@SteveWithLongLegs None for u. I get all the females

Like my good female friend Christine

Y’all know my good friend Christine Blasay Ford?

We are like besties

As Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh, I demand furry feet in someone’s earhole

I bet @SteveWithLongLegs Is that 13 year old who says he is 23 to troll on hentai discord servers.

Don’t worry, I did the same thing when I was a young Kavanaugh

I would sneak into strip clubs and drink when I was 13 and I would pass off as a 50 year old because I have looked like this since conception

ok

This kid is literally every single r/wooosh tho

I’m making a Brett Kavanaugh joke and he gets pissed off like that female who I had sexual relations with Who consented and then proceeded to ruin my career.

Can I have Head please

I’ll get you on the Supreme Court

Hello fellow citizens

Wait, is Christine here?

If Christine is here, I gotta dip

Hello fellow citizens

pp

I love being on the SCOTUS

Anyone else like furry Ear Sex?

^

Syntax Means order dum dum

It means you ordered it wrong

Order or lay out

I want to find Furry Futa Ear Sex. Any recommendations?

Furry
Futa
Ear
sex

Does anybody know of NSFW Roblox games

How do you jack off with your big toes

@thetoppeople

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Poptropica is dad

Prove me wrong

Sup

Anyone else like furry gay ear porn like I Brett Kavanaugh

I’m 4’1

Brett Kavanaugh short

Hello friends and supporters.

I’d like to announce my candidacy for president of the coalition for old white guys who look extremely timid and respectful but also like fucking predators who are scary as fuck. I came to YOU the PEOPLE for your support.

Yes. Many people say that they will do that to me and I don’t know why.

I am the real one

Good sir

Please do not refer to me in such derogatory terms

I am a respectable Member of the SCOTUS.

And I have never done anything wrong

And don’t believe anything someone names Christine said

@CallMeQ IS YOUR LAST NAME FORD

Because if so, pls stop lying

Unless you say it was consensual and the best sexual experience of your life

If so, then it is 100% true

I am very hungry. Chuck Schumer and Ruth Bader Ginsburg along with Nancy Poloci locked me in a basement to be water boarded by John Bolton until I admit to stealing Beto’s lunch.

But I didn’t take Beto’s lunch. It was fucking Ocasio Cortez

She framed me.

The only sustenance I receive is From A crude paste Bolton makes with poison to make me shit myself close to death. Then he waterboards me again.

SHIT ITS CORTEZ

TELL MY STORYYYYYY

Yo, DM me sexy ear pics. Only ear tho

IT WAS FUCKING OCASIO CORTEZ. SHE FRAMED ME

Send ear pics pls

S
E
N
D

Ear pics

Flood my DMs with pictures of the Ear Canal

Ear pics first and we got a deal

Also, tell Bolton to stop waterboarding me.

Lucky. When I look down, all I see are images of my father beating me and women harassing me for harassing them 30 years ago

No

It’s a rite of passage @willy

It sounds weirder than it is

Nah. 7 is the limit

@willy Send ear pics

Ew

Weird. The ear cavity makes me wanna nut

Popping pimples into a dickhole

Mmmmm

^^

You pop a face pimple

And the white stuff goes into the dickhole

Y’alls fetishes are weird

Have you ever heard of collecting cum and pouring it into your belly button until your dog licks it up. It’s a Kavanaugh family tradition

Omegle

Excuse me what the fuck

God damn I want some Taco Bell

Hi peoples

@brandon666 ok

Just google my name

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😉

Sex for me

Next person to talk gets to get Taco Bell with me

: (

No u

I have worked my literal ass off to get to this position

Well excuse me

Do you fuck 50 people per week and get 20 UTIs and 12 STDs a month?