Of course I got a big ass beard, but that's on trend enough these days that it still passes the sniff test

Yep

Mmhmm. You get caught up in the background noise of life

Ever seen the basketball passing video? It was part of a study that proved we don't actively process most of the information we actually see

Hahaha I don't blame ya a bit

Yup

Mmhmm. Eyes, ears, nose and throat

Get a smelly flash bang and they can't do a thing

Hahaha I have some dark part of me that wants to try out the gas chamber at the military mask fittings just to say I've done it and experience it, no matter how horrible it is

I have an old Israeli surplus mask. It's probably more asbestos than carbon, but it technically works

I mean I know you're supposed to not be able to get a full seal with facial hair, but even with the beard it still has suction 🤣

Ah

Assuming the TP hoarders haven't bugged out with em all yet

*it doesn't even fucking cause dirrhea...*

https://media.tenor.com/images/d801111eeb2f928b50897f6484aec5bc/tenor.gif

Hahahaha

I mean water bottle bidets are cheap, might even switch over to that anyways after all this tbh

Having worn one, there is a little bit of reduced visibility, but it's not as bad as you'd initial think. You won't have a 180 clear vision, but in a squad with someone at your 6, you could clear towns just fine

Milford! im just south of that

Alright just read we're under SAH til june, we gonna BBQ or what?

God damn deworthless

That's why I'll stay the fuck down in eagle land

At least I've got a chance of some kind

Just like Mexico!

I mean conceptually speaking, the RPG isn't *that* hard to manufacture. The big problem is just the sheer amount of charge that you're dealing with in the construction of the charge that would pucker my butthole a little

Hahaha there's a fella in my town that was fucking around with some homemade fireworks back in the 80s. We call him lobster now

Well he's missing all but his pinkie and thumb

Hence

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My only foray into that (in Minecraft) was marker bombs. Black powder tamped down in the empty chamber of a marker with some fuse

Makes one hell of a pop

Mmhmm. That's the kicker

🤣🤣🤣 true

From a sheer design aspect, you could hot glue a bb on the end of a cap and when it hits, you're golden

I know king of random made explosive arrows with the same voncept

Might not have been him but some big YouTuber

That'd work.

I wonder if the shock from large rifle primers could set off plastic explosives

Basically

It has an auto detonate feature so that it doesn't just kaputz in the sand, but still

Okay googling done, apparently plastic and rifle primers no go. You can bash the shit with a hammer and it'll stay put. However, HMX is an incredibly fun string of nonsensical letters

Totally not the name of the primary charge in Minecraft rpgs

I was about to say that

Sneaky boi

I know where my Minecraft town keeps theirs

I wonder if tannerote can be made more freocious in Minecraft

So thermite sans iron oxide

Yuuup

Mmhmm

Aluminum and iron oxide

Tractor supply

I've seen it make a car go bye bye

Yep

YouTubers use it all the time

Damn khakis

That's the one

🤣🤣🤣

Should we use fortnite

At this point I just assume that not only are we being scanned, but the powers that be are woefully incompetent

He's speaking from behind the grave!!!

That's why we double tap, kids

🤣🤣🤣🤣

I didn't sign up for that

There he goes again

Wonder how many more times we gotta trick him into saying it til we get a free ice cream

Ohno

MODS

🤣🤣🤣

Do a flip!

Shit we only have 5 emotes in here

Damnit

Might blow my potential future Trump buxx on nitro

Aside from the defaults

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That's all I see

Ikr

People that use light background should be banned immediately

Aye aye chief

Just some emoji suggestions, use as you will any or none

I got mine fairly quick but unemployment is being a bitch

It's a dangerous game to play

Hahahahaha glad to help the cause

Figured as such

🤣🤣🤣

I don't think too many people would be down to organize at the Chipotle since they've been open for a hot minute

Same

At this point I have zero clue, seeing as he can rescind his points in the middle of the night with no other debate or question apparently

https://americanmilitarynews.com/2020/05/iran-hits-its-own-warship-with-missile-killing-19/

It seemed suspicious to me too

You really think we haven't gained control over ballistic capabilities of other countries, painted their insignias, etc

Mmhmm

https://youtu.be/YvjKTb014uA

Per the description, on Saturday China and India faced off with approx 150 soldiers on each side, no reported fatalities but 4 Indian casualties to 7 Chinese casualties.

The news is just now getting processed and posted about the ordeal