I wish Trump would run as governor of california

this state is soooo fucked

I live in San Jose, 50 miles south of SF

we used to make fun of SF for the piss and shit smell, the homeless everywhere

now we're just as bad

the libs keep saying, "WE NEED HOUSING"

which is a lie

these folks are un housable

the libs are just trying to score sweetheart contracts for their buddies, the unions, and the tech companies

trying to make cages for the H1B visa folks

govcloud worries me

do you know how high most of california is?

im not making a weed joke here

the bay area is surrounded by mountains

there will be plenty of areas to live even if the ocean rises 20 feet

but ya, govcloud worries the shit out of me, it's like a backdoor to let foreign nationals work on government systems.

most of government, you have to be a citizen to have a job

govcloud is going to be made/maintained by mostly H1b visa's

gruesome newsome has decided to fuck the non party affiliate voter in california on that

if you're non party affiliate, you can vote democrat, but not republican

i just did like the pinned message asked

hopefully I'll get vetted

I was kicked out of /r/sanjose for my conservative views

i swear that sub is being run by blue politicians

HSR is the latest viagra for the sub

I forgot, might have been bill maher that pointed out France's HSR is $15m@mile, and US is $250m@mile

then he blamed that on trump

it's just so weird watching people drink that cool aid

HSR's boondoggle is purely pelosi

So my wife is voting bernie, should that be grounds for divorce?

this needs to be memed

Better

I touched it up to look more like bernie

some good ones there

ok I gotta start up the gimp

smudge brush is waifu

give them milk and cookies?

lol walk the dinosaur

OK this shit is ready for some deep memeing

YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET

careful, too many of those soyburgers and you'll grow tits like the women at bernies rally yesterday

Oh man, I just thought up a horrible joke

something about hitler, bernie, take and bake

eh? why am I being summoned

On a mountain of skulls, in the castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood! What was will be! What is will be no more! Now is the season of evil!

I AM VIGO THE CARPATHIAN

I AM VIGO

Find me a child that I might live again!

It's babylonbee but it's still funny

@christiam system is ass backwards, if you're married you can't collect welfare.

The solution has been known for a while.

OKOKOKOKOKokokokok story time about a welfare recipient family member of mine.. Aunt Jenny. Aunt Jenny weighed a good 600lbs. Had 5 kids all by illegals. At that weight you're considered "disabled" and can collect SDDI. State of washington got so sick of her collecting welfare, gaming the system, and generally being a POS they paid for her to have lapband surgery.

She was sooooo fucking fat, she would scream at her kids to put her shoes on.

@bighmmmm I got no idea, they should have stopped at 2

Trump's poll numbers won't be impacted by the virus. As long as the deaths occur in blue states which will remain to be the case as they are a bastion of immigrants

i like abortion

abortion is cheaper than long term welfare payments

@realSvenLaden boomer age groups are the most susceptible to catching corona, win win!

Margaret Sanger was a genius

Margaret Sanger, founder of Planned Parenthood: The mass of Negroes particularly in the South still breed carelessly and disastrously, with the result that the increase among Negroes, even more than among whites, is from that portion of the population least intelligent and fit, and least able to rear children possibly.

Free abortions for latino's and blacks, fertility drugs for whites and asians.

Notice, no asians on that list...

All blue states..

abortions serve a greater good

@Fawx through ending generational poverty

A 17 year old girl gets pregnant, could go to college, could keep the baby and go on welfare.

Eugenics is based on race, this is based on ability to raise a child to be a productive member of society.

eugenics is also based on mental defects

it's hard to raise a kid and go to college, I went to college, got married, got a job, bought a house, then I had kids, and it's rough even with all my shit together.

my veterinarian aborted kittens when I took my cat in to get spade.

no you're looking suspicious, like you're looking for a chat bot with an exploit