Imagine being at the rally and seeing all that on the teleprompter

And you realize it's not impromptu

FRANKLY

Lol I don't think I've ever heard him say you're fired as prez

Damn

He's rolling

High energy good banter

Yes, think of how many horsemen would be employed if we outlawed cars and wanted the same horsepower and productivity

Reginald that's also an argument why government should be as local as possible. The feds should just be resolving inter-state disputes and protecting the country.

big-government blondie

no thanks

free money for parents, wooo

some lefties call that "american imperialism"

and the "military industrial complex"

FACT CHECK: President Trump claims poor migrants get a Rolls Royce

MOSTLY FALSE

with some honey and some milk

Donald John Thoreau

but who is snek

BREAKING: Trump compares desparate, hungry migrants to snakes

Frog and the scorpion

AAAAAND

i can almost read the teleprompter off that bitch's forehead lmao

should've Ned Flanders'd your taxes

Chad Flanders vs Virgin Homer

maybe he just supports edging

Nice lookin sink

Comic books are for children

Someone posted a video of an old Chinese man fucking a chicken. Where did that go? The American people deserve the truth

2.5 trillion

It's a perfect scenario for lobbyists when Congress is guaranteed to act and quickly

Get 'em, Joe

Modern UK and Canada are both really phaggy. There. Settled.

Pelosi has signaled a quick approval, but now supercuck Justin Amash has decided he wants to be in the news again and force a vote where members have to fly to washington

Amash is a former Republican and now independent

He's really a libertarian... And *really* a narcissist

I can't imagine how someone holds this up at this point and still keeps their seat in Congress

Someone called me acephobic

Asexuals are terrifying

Yes but Amash is forcing an in person vote

It didn't exist before Tumblr lol. Just people with hormonal problems or maybe some sexual abuse in their past

He's kind of an old man at this point but god damn can he roast people

Can we just remove non-members here and also ability to type