Ew

Just as bad

If he’s skinny he must be Jewish

Positive correlation

I am an elite level road crosser. My strides through oncoming traffic is impeccable and my decision making when I commit to the act is inspirational. Most others would be run over and mowed down.

Did I ask you little fatty

I am an elite level item scanner. My movement of the packaging to scan the barcode is impeccable and when I am scanning the item it is inspirational.

Also kill fattys

If fat yes

Kill the fat people

Excuse me?

You’re skinny?

As in underweight?

Being underweight is just as bad

Is that muscle or fat?

Technically you are overweight

You’re good then

It’s the fatties we’re after

Gamer

He’s gay?

We exterminate gays

?av

Never disrespect bugs bunny

Genius

‘That’s all folks’ should be played at my funeral

Or I’m not going

If ‘that’s all folks’ isn’t played, no

Wake up at 4:00 AM daily. No excuses, just do it.

Take two ice cold showers daily; one upon waking, one before bed.

Pure exhaustion should be the only reason you go to sleep. Never enter your bedroom for any other reason.

Lock down a bar close to you. Know all the bartenders, have them bring you your water disguised as a vodka soda without having to order it.

Have at least five, five/ten minute stories you can tell well. Make them up if you have to.

Can you stfu

Don’t ever disrespect me

Fatty

Learn at least 5 phrases in every major language. Pronunciation is key.

I don’t condone racism

Unless it’s against Jews

Sleep in a bed constructed with concrete. If you cannot afford one, hardwood floor will do.

^

Keep only eggs, milk, and peanut butter in your refrigerator. This will help prevent pleasure eating and force you to go to the market daily to buy fresh food. Will help you to strengthen your hunter instincts.

Pleasure eating = fat people

Preserving food is dumb

I also use a fridge

For milk, eggs and peanut butter

So I peanut butter

Superbad

I don’t believe in days of the week

Alex calling me a nigga

No ragrets

No Jewish people

Vampire Diaries

Nothing gay with vampire diaries

The wrong name

alex

Because he is fat

Dumbest genius ofc

Pigeon

No pleasure eating

Water

Alex will eat it

Your dad

Call Alex fat

Alex’s dad

So is your dad

At least my dad isn’t gay

So is your dad

4hours

Alex’s dad

So is your dad

Wow I didn’t think you were fat

Me and Alex’s dad having a picnic in the park

Why was she cheating?

Are you sure it wasn’t your dad cheating on your mom with the man?

Fat person hater

-8ball exterminate all fatties?

-8ball is Alex fat

Well then

^

We have a gringo?

A gringo

-8ball is @angie!! a gringo

Good

@João Hardren are you overweight? If so leave immediately.

I weigh the correct amount

160lb

How much do you weigh

Being fat

Prince Florian from Snow White is a pedophile

Prince Florian, who is 33 years of age, kisses Snow White, who is 14 years of age.

Leonardo DiCaprio

Burn it

Winter

Ugly

Shower

Fat people

Short, I would never want to be fat

Junk food

Alex’s dad

Leg