Oh nazbol is here

How have you not choked on toothpaste yet?

Talking to nazbol

Lol Trump spelled his own name wrong in a tweet

Nah, you can tell when he's tweeting himself because he says stupid shit like hamberder and cofeve

When his aides tweet, things are much more coherant

Yeah

His speech on nuclear energy, no one could write anything that incoherent

Trump is the king of Israel and the second coming

All hail our orange god

*heil

Trump called himself the chosen one and the king of Israel

I love how crazy he's become

Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) Tweeted:
Unbeknownst to almost everyone, the major Taliban leaders and, separately, the President of Afghanistan, were going to secretly meet with me at Camp David on Sunday. They were coming to the United States tonight. Unfortunately, in order to build false leverage, they admitted to.. https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1170469618177236992?s=17

Lol Trump invited the taliban to America on the anniversary of 9/11

Next time NY suffers a terrorist attack, you flyover state rednecks can save your thoughts and prayers and sodomize yourselves with corncobs

His mother was Scottish, and an illegal immigrant at that

Plus, her hometown hates him

His grandfather was German and got banned from returning because he dodged the draft and opened a brothel in America

His father was part of a kkk rally

The whole Trump line should be exterminated

At least on the paternal side

Idk, she's as scummy as dad

What's his second daughter's name? The one he hates? I'm willing to reserve judgment on her

Would there really be a market for Ivanka porn?

She's 40 and not really Model material, if she ever were

Barron is autistic, which is probably the best thing that ever happened to a Trump

Yeah, no one wants to see that

Well, the incel Maga crowd might. But she wouldn't make it in mainstream porn

That's because you're stupid

Shush kiddo

Like I said, not too bright

They're not big on consistency

Not how you spell his name

It's hard to tell stupid from troll these days

No, I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt and assuming you're stupid

*too

Trump wanted to nuke a hurricane

Doesn't get too much dumber than that

Lol

Sure it was, that's why he suggested it several times😂

He wanted to buy Greenland 😂

Kid, I'm on my second graduate degree

He canceled his trip to Denmark because they wouldn't consider selling 😂

My ex is Danish, and the whole country is laughing at him

Are you from New York?

You sure?

It's the safest large city in the country and the economic center of the world

But I'm sure you have reasons for "thinking" that

I live in midtown and walk 5 minutes to work. I wouldn't want to live anywhere else in America

Having a doorman is nice too

Love the metro in Stockholm though

Lived there for two years

Enskede, then kungsgatan

You know I had a 19 year old girl from Örebro visit me every weekend?

She loved my accent

Shush, you're dumb

I'm right about that too

I'm right about most things

I called bs on the Iraq war when I was 11

Anyone but Trump

If vote for a mop in a bucket over him

*I'd

Why what? A mop isn't capable of treason

Even though she received 3 million more votes?

Because we have an antiquated undemocratic system, a shitload of americans are dumb as shit, and there was unprecedented Russian interference

You know the votes of people in Wyoming are worth 4x more than those in California?

Does that sound fair to you?

No clue what you were trying to say

You really are from a rural area

Swedes I met in Stockholm and Göteborg, their English is perfect

You may as well be from Italy

Lol

He passed a TaxCut, that's it

Racism? How've I been racist?

Have you been to Italy

Have you seen English literacy stats by country?

Not talking to you champ

What racial slur did I throw around?

https://jakubmarian.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/conversation-english-eurobarometer.jpg

Also, Italian isn't a race, it's an ethnicity

And a nationality

I'd never say the same about Italian-Americans

Have you been to Italy?

Even in the hospitality industry their English isn't great

Of course not, I was just commenting on your poor English

Hope your Italian is better than your English

Prove it

Pm me your GPS on Google maps

Screenshot it

And I've traveled plenty

Then the little plus sign

Bad connection?

So am I

Want me to help you out?

Not so hard

I opened the chat, now you just have to do is post the screen shot

Christ, pm it, don't send it in the main chat

As someone with a masters degree in computer science, it doesn't take a masters degree in computer science to figure this out

Alright, you're in Vietnam