I don't particularly like Trump I just think Hillary would've been so much worse that I'm glad we got him instead

Well considering her it was probably a bad reason

I actually forgot why I hate her beyond her being a feminist but to be fair that's reason enough for me to hate her

Is there a refrence I'm not getting?

Discords being gay I turned notifications on for all messages after muting all but 3 channels but it ain't alerting me
<:BruhMoment:583238348059967499>

Discord drank too much soy in high school

Like I said too much soy

Well any soy is too much

As long as discord ain't alerting the FBI of certain things I talk about then I'm alright

I mean I made a email account solely to make this account
I have a different one for everything else
I dunno if that helps

Well this account is for discord and a hentai game site

But mainly discord

Pedo shit

*looks at <#513098563924918273> yesterday*

*sweats nervously*

Did you know if you google loli hentai no results appear

But if you Google [loli anime girls name] hentai stuff WILL show up

It's kinda funny tbh

I'm kinda nervous that when I googled loli hentai google took it as me looking up child porn but considering it was a while ago it prolly doesn't

I've considered googling child porn to see what would pop up butttttt

Even in not THAT curious

I might as well call 911 and say "a bomb has been planted at your station"

I'm going to jail for an eternity either way

Jail*

Lmao

***I'm going to child for an eternity***
-me 2019

~~Me looking at my 60+ pictures of hentai on this phone~~

p!catch camerupt

I just saw the defintion of chode up there and it's funny as fuck

Just like imagine a 10 inch wide dick

That's weird af

I was thinking thickness like from right to left

t!rate @angie!!

t!rate @[The Order Above Infinity]

t!rate @[The Order Above Infinity]

Random observation

Why do like no porn stars have 10 inches (even when I googled 12 inch penis those were 9 max)

***Not if I commit enough crimes first***

I was planning on commiting suicide when I'm too old

Like maybe at 70

Or 69

Just work up a damn walmart so you can make an actual income

@pompompiggy how old?

That's old enough with school permission

But only up to 20 a week

It's funny cause pomp is 13 apparently

I ain't going to college either
And it's not really nesscary if you have no kids

2 people working a job each can support themselves for life even at minimum wage

I had my head cracked open when I was thrown as a baby

That's what jobs are for

Crushing your dreams but you go anyways cause money

63,000*

I'm good at math

So just assume you'll get 1%

You have to assume the worst

@RoiKadmons parents are both doctors

@pompompiggy can people choose to get married in the game?

If so it's an easy win

Have no kids and just have a job even if they're low paying you'll live

Teacher: you all start with a kid

Me who's sterile (can't get pregnant): um actually

Gay

If you're gonna speak in other languages do German I need to get practice in anyways so I don't fail again like last year

Uno dos tres cuatro cinco sess siete acho nueve diez

1-10 in spanish still know it after all these years

@angie!! thanks

I know how to say chocolate in German

Shockolade

Destuch shockolade
Means german chocolate
Heh

Ich höre musik means
I listen to musik

I think

It's been around 10-11 months

Sein oder nicht sein

Means to be or not to be

Kek

Nice

Does duolingo cost money?

(I wanted to use it when it was a big meme but I never got around to it)

Same

Nice

Hundin or something is bitch in german

Although I'd check before saying it so you know it's right

Noce

Mine was made by my friend

I'll eat it if it doesn't make me sick

Hell I'll still eat it

I ate a squirrel once
It never stood a chance

I like meat

Fun fact a lot of the time bugs taste like dust

Yeah

I ate a bee yesterday

Well I smashed it with my binderbag then ate it

It tasted a bit like my binder and paint

Cause I got paint on my binder bag earlier

I like how I said I ate a squirrel everyone was fun but the second I eat bugs y'all are like "ew"

I ate it raw btw

If that helps

My mom didn't always feed me

So

I hate to improvise

Had*

Habit

She prolly got mad disease

I wanna try a dog

And cat

And some other socially unexceptable animals

OH SHIT I JUST REMEMBERED

I ate a rat once or tried to but I threw up

I wasn't really taught what to eat as a kid

I just knew if it was alive I could eat it

I dissected a frog

Everyone else was creeped out but I was like whatever

Nice

I have the most insane fetish tbh

I have a fetish for killing (so far only small animals and bugs but I get aroused when I kill one)

I like setting fires although I haven't beyond once or twice

And I wet the bed twice before one time was a few months ago

No

USA

I don't commit arson

But if I could light stuff at fire all the time I'd enjoy that

It isn't

It's a torture method