I am in year 12 in England

i am 5 foot 10

i don't know how i am short but there are a lot of kids in my school who are like 6 foot 4 and stuff

so i look like a midget compared to them

wait im not short

yess

no my penis is also average

what is wrong with my penis

you ladies be straight tripping

i am circumcised

muslims are also circumcised

really

we need mens rights

so that girls won't avoid me

just cause i vomited on some of them

i am 16 are yall adults or some thing

ha you are old

umm okay

jail bait is the term

in England the age of consent is 16

14?

the fuck

thats just messed up#

yeah but why though

how to pull ladies if i have issues with women

due to a rough childhood

not rape if they are dead

yes

because than i know what not to do

if there are femcels and incels just put 2 and 2 together

and fix the issue like that

i also have bad teeth

but we all do in England

i tell people i am asexual so they won't think i am an incel

i want to get braces but i have to get this tooth taken out of my gum

but do the NHS but being shit

i have to wait 9 months

for the sugery

i ain't an incel

i do hate most women

because of how i was raisd

you can

its called absitnence

fuck i can't spell

hey english ladies hit me up

just kidding

don't

nah my dad always threatens me and says dating is Haram

and then calls me a virgin

yeah but i am too ugly even for them

i am 5 foot 10 but i weigh less than 50kgs

and when i go to the gym i get insecure

about my body

yeah i am like a skeleton

and my voice is really squeaky

16

i always try to workout but after a couple of weeks i lose motivation

its hard to be motivated when my life sucks and something always comes up

like i got into a routine a couple of months ago

and i then i had to go pakistan which fucked everything up

what is that

to die quicker

i want a painless death

like a pill or a bullet

i want to get shot in the head

that seems like the best way to dies

Back

I’m back

And England is better

I am from Pakistan and so are half my town

Don’t go Pakistan it ducks

Sucks not ducks

Autocorrect

On my phone

El homo

Never had a job what’s it’s like

The mines

Thatcher fucked up the mines

Will pay 20 pounds for prostitute

Yesterday’s

Yes I want crabs

I am extremely lonely

I will kill myself by 19

So ha

I always want to but I am too much of a coward to kill myself

Women fail most training

Death to Israel

Kfc

I have a weird accent for an English person

I get bullied about it

That and I’m weak

Is america as bad as England

Guns are cool I could shoot myself with one

Ha

Why is it that they all have the name Khan

Like can’t us khans have a break

Fyi my name is also khan

You can be both

Usman Khan was a shit terrorist