DuckTits
Discord ID: 246401842219712522
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Jesus fucking Christ... another potentially great Simpsons thread ruined by you underaged cocksuckers. Seriously, how is uttering the same one or two phrases, or some variant of "Formerly X" funny? How is ruining any potential discussion of the greatest sitcom ever made enjoyable? I didn't have much growing up... in fact I was a latchkey kid. I didn't have many role models, but I did have The Simpsons growing up. Every week I would watch The Simpsons, recording each episode on my parents' VHS machine, then rewatch every episode during the summer. Eventually I enlisted in the Marine Corps and got sent to Iraq. Again, all I had was The Simpsons, seeing as how I had nothing waiting for me back home. My motivation to see the end of my tour alive was knowing that when I got back to the States I could look forward to seeing what kind of hijinks Homer and his family would be up to next. And I loved discussing this show on 4chan, one of the coolest places on the internet. Well, no more. I can't take this obnoxious spam for a second longer, I'm gone.
How to revive a server. Post cringe like this:
PWARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible, but it went wrong. The machine they were using went wrong. She sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week, on the day of her death, she returns to the person that reads this letter
On a Monday night at 12:00 a.m., she creeps into your room and kills you slowly by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now, send this to ten other discords and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. Apparently, if you copy and paste this to ten discords in the next ten minutes, you will have the best day of your life tomorrow. You will either get kissed or asked out. If you break this chain, you will see a little dead girl in your room tonight. In 53 minutes someone will say "I love you", or "I'm sorryโ
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