Hello hello

Based in Prague

Born in Japan

By blood an Üzbeg <:rak:371760055164600341>

@DEATH FUNK hopefully not

I MUSSTT COOOOOOMMMM

@impertinence I missed you

Imagine believing in a magical sky fairy

> @Mao hi future dad
@DEATH FUNK she already bought the abortion pills

And took the first set

So I will not be a dad, don’t worry

> @Mao мне вчера хохол всю плешь проел что ты какую-то шлюху обрюхатил
@impertinence От меня залетела москалька

Я ей сказал что люблю ее и мы съедемся но только сейчас мы не готовы для ребёнка

Как только примет последнюю таблетку и тест покажет отрицательно, я ее кину навсегда

С Москальками только так

@DEATH FUNK where is she and how easy will it be to take her to my bed?

@DEATH FUNK that’s just part of the process

I probably didn’t HAVE to talk to a lawyer

I just wanted to have a better idea of the situation

@impertinence да, я вчера вообще в ахуе был от этого

@DEATH FUNK she had black nails a few weeks ago

@impertinence no she’s getting an abortion

@impertinence уже все равно поздно

Она приняла первые таблетки

@OyVey You’re saying that shit cost 2.5 million euros???

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@OyVey circumcision

My grandma is angry about Russians being in Uzbekistan

She says she’s ok with them as long as they know their place

As they say in Ukraine, Москаляку на гілляку

>Russians
>prosperity

@W A V E means “Hang the Russian”

I’m not a refugee and I’m not in Poland

I’m an expat in Prague

Uzbek national born in the capital of glorious Nippon

ohagroszy

@W A V E
>high rents
True. However, rents are significantly lower if you’re willing to look just a bit out of town
>bad food
False. There’s a lot of good places to eat
>boring clubs
I don’t like clubs in general. However, there’s a lot of unique places here.
>dead inside women
All are different

Some girls are really nice

The hottest ones are usually Russian or Ukrainian though

@W A V E I’m a pretty reliable source I think

I’ve been around

Prague is generally a very comfy city to live in

Lmao

I’m starting in Prague

@W A V E my career

Yeah

I have a part time job at a games studio

Yes

And I also have an outsourcing business

I find Czech clients and get Belarusians to write the code

Some do

I used to date a girl that did porn once

Yeah

But annoying as fuck

Also dated a hooker at one point

No lmao very low ego

Sex workers have like no self esteem

19

Been working since I was 16

Started out as a freelance web developer

C#, Swift, JS, Java, Kotlin, VB.Net, C++

Might have missed something

I mostly work with C#

I master C#

And I’m pretty proficient in Swift

The rest I don’t use on a regular basis

I fucking hate JS

Unfortunately I need it for my outsourcers but it still pisses me off

C# just makes more sense than c++ and Java

I feel like it’s syntax is just more consistent

Although Swift is my favorite

If only it had wider adoption

C# has private protected and public as well as inheritance lmao

@rogalik Uzbeg born in Japan living in Prague

@W A V E yes

Just give me a Czech flag

Oooooh

Ok I get it now

Why would you want that though?

> Would you date kot mao
@ohapenny I wouldn’t date him but I could bang him once maybe

I haven’t seen how he looks so I can’t tell for sure

No

Ooooh

Wait gimme a sec

@ohapenny no I wouldn’t fuck your

@W A V E I know

I’m bisexual

But I usually prefer women

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I’ve never had gay sex though

But I’ve kissed like 4 guys

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@W A V E not in the coming 3 years

After that I might live in Ukraine for a while

Pretty shit for Prague

It’s how much LIDL cashiers make

Idk like 2000 and up