Hard pass

Lmao

So I dont know who renamed me dick inna toaster

So

Imma just put this here

@Innaswamp

I forgot I had that toaster laying around ajd my drunk ass thought it was a good idea

Uh

I dont wanna go to jail

I turned the toaster on

Its turned on on the 2nd pic

Do it

No balls

Naisu

What the fukc

Dude

Imma nut to that

no u

I could fuck my pellet rifle or airshit gun

Not much to fuck but its something

oh fukc

imma follow her twitter then

hell yeah

Wait hold o

What did corn send?

Drill cock?

Naisu

Fuck off

reeeeee

or a "do petch" patch

OH PUTAIN SA MERE

OH OUI

VIVE LA FRANCE

VIVE LA RÉVOLUTION

Oh fuck

Ill translate whwn I get home

Currentky in school

Ill translate it when i get home

I actually own a Cat D weapon

Not registered obviously

I swear if they come here I wont surrender it

Uh

Bro

Cat D weapoms are pellet rifles

I wont let them take it

Over my dead body

This is what happens whrn you vote globalists

Almost 2 months

First protest was on Nov 17th

Oh and check this out

This happened to me last saturday

>be me
>have friends over
>be smoking the hookah for like hours
>decide to go out to buy knives because reasons
>walk no more than 100 meters from my place
>get stopped by cops for "casual check"
ohfuckihaveknives.mp4
panic.mp4
>cops find my knives
PANIC.mp4
>multitool and pocket knife get taken away to get destroyed
>get treated like shit because only jacket is motorcycle padded jacket
>get treated like shit because milsurp
>get slapped with a 1500€ fine if I coomit a felony in the next 3 years
>went out at 1600h and got out of the station at 1730h
iTs OnLy GoNnA tAkE 15 mInUtEs

Civil war brewing bois

@Sadmin the document is fake

Been looking everywhere and its fake

Nah

It spread very quickly

Even in French media

Yep

Now if I commit a felony I have additionnal 1500€ fine to pay

I earn 795€ a month

What the fuck

Doesnt lool like it

@sl0vy_^ lmao c'est un fake. Y'as rien qui vas se passer

Srx? Dans l'ain y'en as encore mais en vrai je croyais que y'avais plus aucun gj qui manifestais dans ma ville et a cause de ca jme suis fais niquer. Gros j'ai grave les mors ces fdp

Putain

Guerre civile quand?

F

God damn

That's one good looking Uruk-Hai

Ouais justement, j'ai cherché toute la matinée quand j'étais en cours et j'ai trouvé que des article qui dénoncais le fait que c'étais un fake. Heureusement.

Mais quand meme, guerre civile, quand?

Dude, Fuck France.

As much as I love my country, the political mess that it is and the retarded fuckin people that live here makes me hate this place more and more

Especially after what happened to me on Saturday

For an Uruk-Hai, it is surprisingly good looking.

To my standards, that thing is fuck ugly and I wouldn't touch it with a 10ft pole

Stay away from Europe

t. Eurofag

Rural France is pretty nice, the people are somewhat enjoyable.

Food's pretty good

Lyon is ass, the rest is ass

Don't

Horrible idea

if you enjoy earning an average of 1200€ with a minimum wage job, and paying taxes out the ass, go right ahread

One month for a shotty or a 3 round cap bolt action

1 year for anything semi automatic/pistol

De meme

Mais je veut quand meme voir une guerre civile;

cause fuck globalism

No

I like toasters

Asshole

>implying that isn't already my fetish

😄

I fucking wish I had the cash right now

Motherfucker at least you live in the US

And literally fuck you over and infringe on your rights, Swamp

lmao florida

I legit hope a civil war happens