Yo

The CEO of Pepsi told the US Government, "We're disarming The USSR faster than you can."

<@&483399325641342987> wat?

@Sadmin do you still post in the /k/ patch threads?

Yeah, I've seen that a bit in the past but never really read into it.

I'm CrimsonCaravanMerchant in the patch threads, so I'm aware of the controversy but I don't care about patch drama so I just gloss over it.

@Sadmin wait, were you part of the /k/ountry on Civcraft? (Minecraft)

Ha, I think I was under CreepFinder. Those were good times. Then that one group moved in on our territory and we went to war.

@Innaswamp yeah, PSYOPs will be back in stock next month

Yeah, fuck those Mir guys. They were friends with the server admin. We pearl'd (captured) their leader then the server admin reset the server back 10 minutes.

Yeah, they griefed our forest/park. Burnt it up with lava and then spiked it with a bunch of enchanted obsidian.

@Innaswamp I've sold out of that patch at least 3 times already lol

@Sadmin oh yeah, /Pol/ynesia turned against us. Those assholes sided with Mir against /k/ in the war. So we said fuck it and burnt down the /k/ompund. Scorched earth, leave nothing for the enemy. It was a bitter sweet day.

@Innaswamp i have 4 mad Max patches, but 2 are out of stock. Gotta get more of the war boy skull and witness me tab.

@Sadmin well that sucks. I forgot about Spongey. Magnitude was a cool guy. He did k meetups in OR and WA.

Haha, was knealz the one with the Scottish accent?

One guy had a Scottish accent. I forget who.

I remember people spamming text to speech "knealz knealz knealz knealz knealz" repeatedly lol

And there was that one guy from Ukraine that only talked via text to speech.

Lol yeah

I miss those days lol. The autism, the arguments, the group mining projects while streaming movies together lol

At one point we watched a guy play a speedrun of "Until Dawn" while mining the trench. The enemies turned out to be Wendigos which were basically Skinwalkers. It was great lol.

"ah! Spooby Skinwalkers!"- Magnitude every 10 seconds

Lol

"spoony chair! Spoony table!" -also Magnitude

Lol

Yes they were. Oh wow lol. We had some teenager kid join us after got kicked out of the Communist group for blowing up their statue of Lenin with TNT.

@Sadmin sorry to hear about the Fiance man.

Patch money cures wounds.

@BattleJesus funny story, apparently I used to play Minecraft with Sadmin on a /k/ server

That's what having a Facebook page with like 15,000 followers does to you.

Oh damn, congrats.

I'm assuming that helps a lot with sales.

Too many poorfag?

That's rough. Damn FB wanting you to pay for ads.

I never really built up a user base for my patches. Mostly just post on the k threads.

At one point someone posted a link to my "War Butterfly" patches on a /k/ Facebook group and I sold out of the remaining stock overnight. That was nice lol.

>you have to leave /k/ eventually

Yeah it's funny, I was one of the first to start patch threads on /k/, but now I only really post on there when I have new patches or restocks.

Yeah. AI started out as one of my artists. Then he branched out into his own shop and then died.

He designed my "I sexually identify as an attack helicopter" and my "sexual predator" patches.

He was a good artist, but was rough on shipping and order fulfillment

Uh, $300 I think. But that was back when I sold Milsurp too.

Just the US Ammo can.

It should be in stock. I have that and velcro hats.

That reminds me, my FEIN number got renewed, I should order more plushies.

People were clamoring for more of the claymores.

I'll contact my supplier on Monday.

The back has a zipper that the stuffing is put in through.

Open zipper, insert flashlight.

@Sadmin You mind if I shill my patches here?

@Sadmin thanks man

So here's what's coming out next month.

What a twist

>even Trans women thought the term "womxn" was retarded

Kek

"we would never use that term"- some pro trans group

You mean the Spanish Conquistadors?

@Sadmin say no more

Just put out some more patches that I forgot to post here.

>brb raising all my patches by $13

<@&483399325641342987> how many Headpats do I have to give you to post a link of my War Butterfly patch on the PK FB group page?

https://www.thecrimsoncaravan.com/store/p225/War_Butterfly_%28embroidered_patch%29.html

Which one is that?

Found it

I just put in an order for restocks a couple hours ago. So around this time next month I'll have in more Deus Vult, Witness Me Tab, and Warboys Skull patches

@Innaswamp Also got 6 new patches coming in Tomorrow. 2 Gundam and 4 Fallout.

More patches just came in.

@Sadmin what shipping carrier do you use? A lot of them automatically void shipping labels if they aren't checked in at a post office within 3-4weeks.

Ah, I'm not sure with them. But I think that's how they are too. Their website might have more info or you could call on Monday.

If not.

F

These just came in stock. :p

Any of you kids old enough to remember Aqua Teen Hunger Force?

https://www.thecrimsoncaravan.com/store/c25/NEW%2FRESTOCK.html

@Maj. Asshole nah I was just bullying the young folks in here lol

If they do well I'll probably do Carl and the Mooninites too.

It might be a few months. If at all.

These are back in stock.

www.thecrimsoncaravan.com

@Thebritishunter Weapons Grade Waifu has the patches you're referring to. I also have a few Military Themed pokemon patches.

Yeah.

Thanks fam. Speaking of, I literally just dropped these.

You're on point lol

I'm flattered man.

You're welcome, also I'm sorry haha.

>feelsgoodman.jpg

You guys are making me feel good lol.

Oh, I don't remember if I mentioned here but I moved all the /k/ and /out/ stuff to NuggetFest.com

The crimson caravan is just the normie patches now.

Did I ever post this here?

Thanks :)

Which one?

https://www.thecrimsoncaravan.com/store/c1/Featured_Products.html
https://www.nuggetfest.com/store/c2/Patches.html

They're both up fro me.

Hmm, strange. I wonder if the page timed out and didn't reload properly.

Feel free to let me know if anything else happens, I'd rather it be nothing than not know someone was wrong.

@Innaswamp

@Innaswamp I figured out the issue with The Crimson Caravan. I didn't update my payment plan with my processing site, so the shopping options were temporarily suspended until I resolved it. My mistake.

Thanks lol

>muslim extremists shoot up a night club in France
>French government doesn't care
>a bunch of yellow jacket boys start blocking roads
>France goes full dictatorship

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