Messages from @Tess (Discord ID: 263490776217026561)

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Tess 2017-04-13 04:14:19 [4th Reich #trumps_wall]

I'm just looking for them give me a minute

Tess 2017-04-13 04:14:24 [4th Reich #trumps_wall]

Don't deport

Tess 2017-04-13 04:16:35 [4th Reich #trumps_wall]

Tess 2017-04-13 04:16:42 [4th Reich #trumps_wall]

Tess 2017-04-13 04:16:54 [4th Reich #trumps_wall]

Memes are my credentials

Tess 2017-04-13 04:17:34 [4th Reich #trumps_wall]

Tess 2017-04-13 04:18:25 [4th Reich #trumps_wall]

It's urban naziism

Tess 2017-04-13 04:23:21 [4th Reich #general]

Zerg KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE

Tess 2017-04-13 04:29:41 [4th Reich #general]

HI GUYS IT'S AMY SCHUMER HERE

Tess 2017-04-13 04:29:46 [4th Reich #general]

I HAVE A SMELLY VAGINA

Tess 2017-04-13 04:30:15 [4th Reich #general]

Shut the fuck up

Tess 2017-04-13 04:30:19 [4th Reich #general]

The penis makes it better

Tess 2017-04-13 04:31:29 [4th Reich #general]

What are you gay

Tess 2017-04-13 04:31:39 [4th Reich #general]

We hot hot hotTM

Tess 2017-04-13 04:33:28 [4th Reich #general]

^

Tess 2017-04-13 04:34:04 [4th Reich #general]

Wow racist

Tess 2017-04-13 04:34:08 [4th Reich #general]

Check your pronouns

Tess 2017-04-13 04:35:19 [4th Reich #general]

Lol this guy wants to fuck Buck Angel

Tess 2017-04-13 04:36:16 [4th Reich #general]

Niggas be actin like wanting to lick some hairy muscles aint gay

Tess 2017-04-13 04:36:31 [4th Reich #general]

Truuuu

Tess 2017-04-13 04:37:21 [4th Reich #general]

Buck angel is a muscly bag of man meat with a vagina

Tess 2017-04-13 04:37:32 [4th Reich #general]

It's a fake name

Tess 2017-04-13 04:37:55 [4th Reich #general]

She's a lesbo who went full trans and looks like a member of the village people now

Tess 2017-04-13 04:38:13 [4th Reich #general]

How about you stop violating my NAP motherfucker

Tess 2017-04-13 04:38:57 [4th Reich #general]

Ye

Tess 2017-04-13 04:39:35 [4th Reich #general]

Do not tread on my feminine cock

Tess 2017-04-13 04:45:28 [4th Reich #general]

Don't post deviantart tier vore

Tess 2017-04-13 04:47:54 [4th Reich #general]

Hindus are only real if you believe in them

Tess 2017-04-13 04:53:44 [4th Reich #general]

Did someone say there interested if it can run in linux

Tess 2017-04-13 04:53:49 [4th Reich #general]

They're*

Tess 2017-04-13 04:54:08 [4th Reich #general]

Yeah it's a browser thing

Tess 2017-04-13 04:54:23 [4th Reich #general]

MySQL stuff based on Ruby on Rails

Tess 2017-04-13 05:09:17 [4th Reich #general]

^

Tess 2017-04-13 05:10:12 [4th Reich #general]

Chemicals in the water are actually proven to be turning male frogs gay

Tess 2017-04-13 05:15:08 [4th Reich #general]

Nah

Tess 2017-04-13 05:51:24 [4th Reich #general]

K

Tess 2017-04-13 05:51:41 [4th Reich #general]

Why do you say that

Tess 2017-04-13 05:52:09 [4th Reich #general]

Correction

Tess 2017-04-13 05:52:12 [4th Reich #general]

I posted 2

Tess 2017-04-13 05:54:37 [4th Reich #general]

Also

Tess 2017-04-13 05:54:46 [4th Reich #general]

It aint my fault people asked for mgs porn

Tess 2017-04-13 05:56:43 [4th Reich #general]

You mean google

Tess 2017-04-13 05:57:08 [4th Reich #general]

That's some 1337 knowledge to google "MGS5 porn"

Tess 2017-04-13 06:03:24 [4th Reich #general]

[Citation needed]

Tess 2017-04-13 06:03:32 [4th Reich #general]

Niggers aren't human

Tess 2017-04-13 06:03:37 [4th Reich #general]

Not an argument

Tess 2017-04-13 06:03:49 [4th Reich #general]

There's a great solution for that

Tess 2017-04-13 06:04:16 [4th Reich #general]

Niggers would not be allowed in a free society

Tess 2017-04-13 06:04:37 [4th Reich #general]

Communism violates the NAP

Tess 2017-04-13 06:18:50 [4th Reich #general]

Wah wah no jokes

Tess 2017-04-13 06:19:01 [4th Reich #general]

Jokes are bad because they offend me

Tess 2017-04-13 06:19:53 [4th Reich #general]

Overreactive babies who can't take a joke offend me

Tess 2017-04-13 06:20:39 [4th Reich #general]

Later

Tess 2017-04-13 06:23:04 [4th Reich #general]

Single mothers are the worst parents

Tess 2017-04-13 06:24:08 [4th Reich #general]

That's what I said

Tess 2017-04-13 06:29:10 [4th Reich #general]

We should put trannies in their own ufc league so we can see them beat each other

Tess 2017-04-13 06:31:02 [4th Reich #general]

The south park episode was about gingers

Tess 2017-04-13 06:31:24 [4th Reich #general]

Fucking disgusting

Tess 2017-04-13 06:44:25 [4th Reich #general]

The gif is from an accident that happened filming the twilight zone

Tess 2017-04-13 06:53:06 [4th Reich #general]

Dab on em

Tess 2017-04-13 07:54:08 [4th Reich #general]

You guys need some REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL music

Tess 2017-04-13 08:05:18 [4th Reich #general]

White is right

Tess 2017-04-13 08:19:32 [4th Reich #general]

If you draw a line through the middle of Europe

Tess 2017-04-13 08:19:46 [4th Reich #general]

You can separate it into Potato Europ and Tomato Europe

Tess 2017-04-13 08:52:18 [4th Reich #general]

Tess 2017-04-13 08:52:45 [4th Reich #general]

Tess 2017-04-13 09:24:34 [4th Reich #general]

They lied about the outcome of the battle of waterloo

Tess 2017-04-13 09:24:42 [4th Reich #general]

Government stocks plummeted

Tess 2017-04-13 09:24:48 [4th Reich #general]

And they bought britain

Tess 2017-04-13 09:25:00 [4th Reich #general]

They didn't manipulate the economy, they bought out the government

Tess 2017-04-13 09:47:39 [4th Reich #general]

Tess 2017-04-14 04:02:58 [4th Reich #general]

Game of Thrones

Tess 2017-04-14 04:03:26 [4th Reich #general]

Is GoT decent or just lefty shit

Tess 2017-04-14 04:04:17 [4th Reich #general]

Robocop is the same I guess

Tess 2017-04-14 04:04:29 [4th Reich #general]

A decent movie if you can get past the maker's cuckolded anti capitalism

Tess 2017-04-14 04:04:52 [4th Reich #general]

Same with Starship Troopers since it's the same director, but ST had no capitalist shit, just anti fascist shit

Tess 2017-04-14 04:05:37 [4th Reich #general]

I mean we can have guns in the UK too

Tess 2017-04-14 04:05:53 [4th Reich #general]

We just have to keep them in a locked cabinet bolted to the wall and have a "legitimate reason" to have it

Tess 2017-04-14 04:06:28 [4th Reich #general]

We need guns to shoot muslims

Tess 2017-04-14 04:07:46 [4th Reich #general]

Take the white pill

Tess 2017-04-14 04:09:02 [4th Reich #general]

Between the north and the south, but what about NK and the US

Tess 2017-04-14 04:11:21 [4th Reich #general]

Tess 2017-04-14 04:11:26 [4th Reich #general]

It's gonna happen

Tess 2017-04-14 04:12:17 [4th Reich #general]

Commies need to by physicaly removed

Tess 2017-04-14 04:13:10 [4th Reich #general]

I wanna move to the US so I can have guns, free speech and no fucking muslims

Tess 2017-04-14 04:13:32 [4th Reich #general]

A subhuman

Tess 2017-04-14 04:13:50 [4th Reich #general]

There's at least less muslims than the UK statistically

Tess 2017-04-14 04:14:00 [4th Reich #general]

A FUCKING MUSLIM MAYOR OF LONDON

Tess 2017-04-14 04:14:17 [4th Reich #general]

^

Tess 2017-04-14 04:14:42 [4th Reich #general]

The house of parliament's land is now owned by muzzies

Tess 2017-04-14 04:14:51 [4th Reich #general]

And so MPs aren't allowed to drink alcohol anymore

Tess 2017-04-14 04:15:14 [4th Reich #general]

Muslims need to be gassed

Tess 2017-04-14 04:15:20 [4th Reich #general]

And then after that, commies need to be gassed

Tess 2017-04-14 04:15:22 [4th Reich #general]

Then Israel

Tess 2017-04-14 04:16:05 [4th Reich #general]

Something like the muzzies from Saudi Arabia own the land/buildings that the MPs live in

Tess 2017-04-14 04:16:15 [4th Reich #general]

And all the land around parliament and the housing

Tess 2017-04-14 04:16:21 [4th Reich #general]

So they're not allowed to drink on that land

Tess 2017-04-14 04:17:22 [4th Reich #general]

There's still one bigger bomb that they haven't used yet

Tess 2017-04-14 04:17:25 [4th Reich #general]

They have a bigger one

Tess 2017-04-14 04:18:00 [4th Reich #general]

If you wanna preserve an environment

Tess 2017-04-14 04:18:07 [4th Reich #general]

Buy the fucking land and don't let them build on it

Tess 2017-04-14 04:19:37 [4th Reich #general]

Faffboi is Trump

Tess 2017-04-14 04:20:41 [4th Reich #general]

If you wanna correct your message, press the up arrow, as opposed to writing another message

Tess 2017-04-14 04:21:20 [4th Reich #general]

AHAHAHAHA DRUMPF LMAO MAKE TRUMP DRUMPF AGAIN

Tess 2017-04-14 04:21:24 [4th Reich #general]

ORIGINAL JOKE

Tess 2017-04-14 04:21:51 [4th Reich #general]

His family's original name was Drumpf and then they changed it when they went to the US

Tess 2017-04-14 04:22:03 [4th Reich #general]

Then that limey fuck kike Oliver tried to be funny with that info

Tess 2017-04-14 04:22:25 [4th Reich #general]

Why doesn't that limey fuck come live here on this shitty rainy island if he loves it and no guns and muslims so much

Tess 2017-04-14 04:22:51 [4th Reich #general]

Yeah I'm in

Tess 2017-04-14 04:23:32 [4th Reich #general]

Yeah but when some actually redpilled guy dies or something

Tess 2017-04-14 04:23:36 [4th Reich #general]

Killed by migrants

Tess 2017-04-14 04:23:38 [4th Reich #general]

His family raped

Tess 2017-04-14 04:23:41 [4th Reich #general]

Because of liberals

Tess 2017-04-14 04:24:35 [4th Reich #general]

Hey guise I hav trumps tax returns

Tess 2017-04-14 04:24:37 [4th Reich #general]

Wait what

Tess 2017-04-14 04:24:41 [4th Reich #general]

He paid more tax than bernie

Tess 2017-04-14 04:25:49 [4th Reich #general]

Trump's speech patterns and tweets are all designed to appeal to the common people

Tess 2017-04-14 04:26:06 [4th Reich #general]

He speaks simply and to the point

Tess 2017-04-14 04:26:19 [4th Reich #general]

So that the 100 IQ masses can understand him

Tess 2017-04-14 04:27:02 [4th Reich #general]

HEY GUYS HE DID WHAT HILLARY WOULD HAVE

Tess 2017-04-14 04:27:06 [4th Reich #general]

YOU SHOULD HAVE VOTED HILLARY

Tess 2017-04-14 04:28:04 [4th Reich #general]

@Harleen Kekzel |-/ Sorry my AIDS is contagious

Tess 2017-04-14 04:30:15 [4th Reich #general]

In some parallel universe I have a girlfriend RIP

Tess 2017-04-14 04:32:40 [4th Reich #general]

Friends are for gays

Tess 2017-04-14 04:32:42 [4th Reich #general]

Like what

Tess 2017-04-14 04:32:49 [4th Reich #general]

You just spend your time with other men

Tess 2017-04-14 04:32:52 [4th Reich #general]

That's gay

Tess 2017-04-14 04:33:19 [4th Reich #general]

Install gentoo

Tess 2017-04-14 04:33:28 [4th Reich #general]

Yeah really?

Tess 2017-04-14 04:35:36 [4th Reich #general]

Is anyone here under 17

Tess 2017-04-14 04:36:00 [4th Reich #general]

It doesn't work if you warn them Assclown

Tess 2017-04-14 04:36:20 [4th Reich #general]

The best way to lie is to not lie, but merely hide the truth

Tess 2017-04-14 04:36:49 [4th Reich #general]

Yeah I drink Tennant's cause it's shitty and cheap

Tess 2017-04-14 04:36:59 [4th Reich #general]

But at that price it's better than the other cheap shit available

Tess 2017-04-14 04:37:34 [4th Reich #general]

Nah beer tastes good

Tess 2017-04-14 04:37:40 [4th Reich #general]

It's like smoking

Tess 2017-04-14 04:37:44 [4th Reich #general]

You just gotta get to know it

Tess 2017-04-14 04:38:03 [4th Reich #general]

Renaar I guess

Tess 2017-04-14 04:38:26 [4th Reich #general]

I wanna try mead

Tess 2017-04-14 04:38:34 [4th Reich #general]

Made with honey and shit

Tess 2017-04-14 04:38:50 [4th Reich #general]

Yeah @Renaar just drink it a bunch

Tess 2017-04-14 04:38:52 [4th Reich #general]

Then you'll like it

Tess 2017-04-14 04:39:31 [4th Reich #general]

I need to try Guiness again

Tess 2017-04-14 04:39:57 [4th Reich #general]

Same Leaf, I tried it and didn't like it, but five years or so later I'm guessing my opinion will be different

Tess 2017-04-14 04:40:18 [4th Reich #general]

Pale ale shit

Tess 2017-04-14 04:40:43 [4th Reich #general]

Like Norwegian and Leaf said, Bud, Stella, Tennants

Tess 2017-04-14 04:40:48 [4th Reich #general]

Although Tennants is scottish

Tess 2017-04-14 04:41:11 [4th Reich #general]

Yeah I love when I see a box of Stella on sale

Tess 2017-04-14 04:41:44 [4th Reich #general]

Pabst is the worst shit

Tess 2017-04-14 04:42:26 [4th Reich #general]

Kronenburg is expensive af

Tess 2017-04-14 04:42:49 [4th Reich #general]

Like I can get three cans of hooch for one can of Kronenburg

Tess 2017-04-14 04:44:02 [4th Reich #general]

You guys ever mix beer with energy drinks and caffiene pills

Tess 2017-04-14 04:44:04 [4th Reich #general]

Or cocaine

Tess 2017-04-14 04:44:41 [4th Reich #general]

Yeah man @Foxfire

Tess 2017-04-14 04:45:16 [4th Reich #general]

Mix some beer, some gummy sweets, some energy drink and some caffiene or cocaine

Tess 2017-04-14 04:45:53 [4th Reich #general]

Oh god @Norwegian Black Metal I know what you mean

Tess 2017-04-14 04:46:04 [4th Reich #general]

Smelling cheap vodka just makes me wanna puke

Tess 2017-04-14 04:46:08 [4th Reich #general]

From memory

Tess 2017-04-14 04:46:30 [4th Reich #general]

Like some nice expensive vodka, fucking wonderful

Tess 2017-04-14 04:47:36 [4th Reich #general]

@Rotmistrz same usually

Tess 2017-04-14 04:47:38 [4th Reich #general]

Sometimes cider

Tess 2017-04-14 04:53:08 [4th Reich #general]

Did speed once

Tess 2017-04-14 04:53:11 [4th Reich #general]

That was aight

Tess 2017-04-14 04:53:47 [4th Reich #general]

50% sugar 40% paracetamol 10% coke

Tess 2017-04-14 04:54:15 [4th Reich #general]

@gbol MDMA is for gay dance clubs you gay

Tess 2017-04-14 04:54:48 [4th Reich #general]

Ha

Tess 2017-04-14 04:55:07 [4th Reich #general]

There was this kid in my class a while ago that we called Molly cause he always looked fucking out of his mind on MDMA

Tess 2017-04-14 04:55:19 [4th Reich #general]

And we called his butch af girlfriend Peggy

Tess 2017-04-14 04:56:10 [4th Reich #general]
Tess 2017-04-14 04:56:31 [4th Reich #general]

I smoked weed once with my friends and it had fucking heroine or something in it for some reason

Tess 2017-04-14 04:57:44 [4th Reich #general]

Yeah, when I went to a fucking crackden with the same friends I smoked with, and they couldn't even drink as much as me, I realised they're pussies

Tess 2017-04-14 04:59:19 [4th Reich #general]

@Foxfire Jesus christ

Tess 2017-04-14 05:00:10 [4th Reich #general]

Guys the reports are in, the MOAB killed 100 muzzies

Tess 2017-04-14 05:00:56 [4th Reich #general]

@Foxfire That's cool yo

Tess 2017-04-14 05:01:35 [4th Reich #general]

The question wasn't for me, but who would the enemy be

Tess 2017-04-14 05:02:21 [4th Reich #general]

I for example would support it if they were sent in to end ISIS and bring an end to the civil war alongside the Syrian government

Tess 2017-04-14 05:04:19 [4th Reich #general]

@Norwegian Black Metal Don't forget university

Tess 2017-04-14 05:05:27 [4th Reich #general]

Well a lot of wine is shit

Tess 2017-04-14 05:05:51 [4th Reich #general]

@Renaar if you want some good cheap wine, buy pre-made sangria

Tess 2017-04-14 05:06:07 [4th Reich #general]

@Renaar It has fruit juice and shit so it tastes better

Tess 2017-04-14 05:07:07 [4th Reich #general]

@Renaar Actual sangria is a caraffe of wine with chopped up oranges and shit in there, so the pre-bottled stuff is just wine with fruit juice, you could like it more without having to pay a lot

Tess 2017-04-14 05:07:47 [4th Reich #general]

@Renaar what the fuck is in that bowl

Tess 2017-04-14 05:08:18 [4th Reich #general]

@Renaar Ah I see, I usually cook my oatmeal in milk so it becomes pastier

Tess 2017-04-14 05:09:17 [4th Reich #general]

Is it worth getting an asian girlfriend just so she'll be a conservative and shit, as opposed to having to scrounge through so many white girls to find the 1/10000 non liberal retard

Tess 2017-04-14 05:09:21 [4th Reich #general]

But race mixing REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Tess 2017-04-14 05:09:53 [4th Reich #general]

Chinese people in China are cucks

Tess 2017-04-14 05:10:05 [4th Reich #general]

But chinese people living in the west are cool, they moved here to escape communism

Tess 2017-04-14 05:10:45 [4th Reich #general]

Man I don't trust elevators

Tess 2017-04-14 05:11:16 [4th Reich #general]

Like at least if an escalator fucks up I can jump to the side or something

Tess 2017-04-14 05:11:21 [4th Reich #general]

If an elevator fucks up you're dead

Tess 2017-04-14 05:11:58 [4th Reich #general]

@Renaar She should have saved herself not her kid

Tess 2017-04-14 05:12:11 [4th Reich #general]

^

Tess 2017-04-14 05:12:21 [4th Reich #general]

Abuse by my mother too

Tess 2017-04-14 05:12:59 [4th Reich #general]

That retard shouldn't have been walking with poor posture

Tess 2017-04-14 05:13:09 [4th Reich #general]

Then his head wouldn't have been sticking forward and caught in the door

Tess 2017-04-14 05:13:53 [4th Reich #general]

Victim blaming is sometimes appropriate lel

Tess 2017-04-14 05:14:11 [4th Reich #general]

Like if some stupid sjw walks around town naked, I aint gonna cry when she gets raped by Jamal

Tess 2017-04-14 05:16:52 [4th Reich #general]

@Renaar that girl who hitchhiked to reach Mecca or wherever and got raped and killed in like Syria

Tess 2017-04-14 05:17:31 [4th Reich #general]

@Foxfire Yeah slutwalkers should get raped to death as natural selection

Tess 2017-04-14 05:19:44 [4th Reich #general]

@Foxfire she should be dead for flirting with fucking subhumans

Tess 2017-04-14 05:21:12 [4th Reich #general]

@Renaar Jokes on her, eating period blood would turn me on if she's attractive

Tess 2017-04-14 05:21:21 [4th Reich #general]

Just kidding an SJW is never attractive

Tess 2017-04-14 05:22:25 [4th Reich #general]

@Renaar Be honest, if a hot girl told you "HAH, YOU JUST ATE MY PERIOD BLOOD", would you not get an erection

Tess 2017-04-14 05:22:48 [4th Reich #general]

@Renaar wow gay

Tess 2017-04-14 05:23:03 [4th Reich #general]

Would you eat out a girl

Tess 2017-04-14 05:23:34 [4th Reich #general]

@Foxfire I'm a young man and the same is true lel

Tess 2017-04-14 05:23:43 [4th Reich #general]

@Foxfire I sneeze when I get turned on

Tess 2017-04-14 05:24:17 [4th Reich #general]

Yeah lel I just sneeze when I get pretty aroused

Tess 2017-04-14 05:24:40 [4th Reich #general]

Like not just getting a boner, I don't just sneeze every time I jerk off, but like a certain kind of arousal, I'll sneeze every time

Tess 2017-04-14 05:25:41 [4th Reich #general]

He believed he did know but made a small error

Tess 2017-04-14 05:25:51 [4th Reich #general]

Take it easy man

Tess 2017-04-14 05:26:20 [4th Reich #general]

@Foxfire Yeah lel, when I'm fucking a girl I'm really into I just sneeze directly on her pussy, no lube needed

Tess 2017-04-14 05:27:39 [4th Reich #general]

Well that was an overreaction

Tess 2017-04-14 05:28:57 [4th Reich #general]

Dude you were just having a conversation

Tess 2017-04-14 05:29:17 [4th Reich #general]

I talk like that with him every day

Tess 2017-04-14 05:29:54 [4th Reich #general]

Just sometimes one of us is wrong about some minor detail

Tess 2017-04-14 05:29:56 [4th Reich #general]

Him or me

Tess 2017-04-14 05:30:00 [4th Reich #general]

FLCL 2 soon

Tess 2017-04-14 05:30:08 [4th Reich #general]

You know they're making it?

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