if you were to be stuck in a video game for a week what would it be btw you keep everything you get but if you die in the game you die irl

*nope*

*loads shotgun with malicious intent*

i wanna hear starvinmarvins reply to my question to hear what hed pick

my stugy hurt

i just ste 30 chicken nuggets with mayple syrup

i wana die

nope that is reserved for Russia

look up r/anormaldayinrussia

oh my bad

what?

im over here just eating chicken strips

ok ive nutted 3 times still hard what do i do?

IGHT BETTTTTT

burnt that was nut #2

my record is 10 when i had 2 days off of classes

hi marvin

anyone got any videos or something idk what yall reccomend

porn

ive nutted 3 times but still hard

sure?

ok screen shot be back when i nut again

also medical question is it good or bad to have a third testicle

damn i thought it was a bad thing for as long as ive had these *the more you know*

anyway brb

FUCK IT IM GOING TO BED GOODNIGHT FELLOW WEEBS

HEY YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH YOU DAMN LIBERAL SPIDER MAN DESERVES TO BE ALIVE

i just call sjws retards

also fuck sjws

NOW TO BED

IM TIRED AND WANT SLEEP

*ultimate spider man comics like to point that out*

WAIT RAINUWU SIX

YES AND NO WE GOT THE BIG CHONK

its 1 am wtf wrong with me

TO BED I GO GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE AND EVERYPANSEXUALTOASTER

i need toaster bath

OK WHY DO I KEEP COMING BACK HERE I NEED TO SLEEP

you @'d me thats why i came back

now to fucking bed also gn everyone

nutted 4 times still hard wtf wrong with my benis

legit all the girls that are my friends like 20 have said they are bi or lesbian

yall ever just eat feta cheese?

yall ever just stub your toe?

WHO LIKE MINECRAFT

SBEVE

SBEVE

yall ever just eat a hotpocket for breakfast?

better question have yall ever eaten a pizza with sausage and eggs for breakfast?

yall ever just yeet your mouse at the wall after raging at CSGO or nah?

who loves hotpockets?

i wonder if there is a hotpocket simulator

if you're a junior that means your mom at one point or another has moaned your name at one point or another

think about it

aren't accents just mouth fonts?

American or British

nah Americans were native Americans not the brits who came with their spicy blankets

bruh

in harry potter they definitely have magic drugs

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someone send a moby huge to this mans house

yes and faze jev

PIZZA PASTA PUT IN A BOX DELIVER IT TO MY HOUSE AND PUT IT ON MY COCK MY COCK MY COCK MY COCK CHEESY ON MY PEENY AND SAUCE ON MY BALLS

good

yall ever just bm tea bag someone in a fighting game?

where is my wh40k ban hammer meme

i live in cali the land of liberals and potheads and the bloods and crypts oh and youtube

@Yeojin'sWaifu ayyyyy

AYYYYY

YEEEE HAWWWWWWW

YARRRRRRRR YEEEEEEET

southern

my friend just killed the entire enemy team and the hostage thats funny

this is play fuze on hostage boys

*this is why you don't play fuze on hostage

wataburger ain't got shit on in and out boi

i guess you could say wataburger? eehhhhhhhhh

(dad joke 100)

hold up

where is my shotgun

naw that title belongs to new Jersey they got complete shit Chinese food

because you sold em drugs bandit

the polyjuice potion has SOOOO MANY options for people to live their fucking kinks out

think about it

fucking furries would be animagi

aka me

where is my bfg 10000

I ONLY NEED ONE FOR THAT HERESY

REEEEEEE

*loads shotgun with malicious intent*

dark angel

the harry potter universe definitely has magic weed and shit

everyone does

hol up

where is my gauss cannon

i beat doom (2016) on ultra nightmare a couple nights ago

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hol up

tine the actual fuck out