Who lives in Maryland?

And, like, why would you?

@Jaenxy I think the entire state is there against their will

At least I hope so. I see no reason to live there otherwise.

I would but I'm not crossing the border unless I absolutely have to

All your sucky drivers come over here. Though at least they do the courtesy of keeping their cars registered over there.

Maryland drivers are horrid

Jersey *is* the only East Coast state worse than Maryland though

But we don't get people from Jersey here often

That sounds stupid

It'd be better to just find a shop with one of those gumball machines

At least you'd get a nice tattoo out of it

Yeah, still sounds idiotic

WTF