okay im a patron but trying to figure out how to use discord -- i feel like a kid riding a bike lmao

i dont have the patron status? is there something i have to do? idk what im doing 😠

tysm!! im sorry for the bad vibes

voice chat!!

not blonde just overplucked lmao

yep!! northeast

there is a lot of corn

or alabama

i could prob lmao

i mean i would actually consider it

man a whole $1 patreon cost and we could be set

literally any of his quotes from onisions Can You Tell The Difference Between 17 Year Olds & 18 Year Olds?

you be the brains i could be the face

do you have venmo

i will legit do this hes v v gross

idk how to do that wait help

im taking a c++ class rn if anyone can help me next week i will cry

Okay so basically I joined onisions membership thing in an attempt to pretend to be underage and catfish him but everything is set to 18+ and I can’t message him unless I pay an extra like $20 or something
But in the meantime I checked his private amazon wishlist
Why does he want a gun? Like

My point isn’t politics lmao
Just like why does he want his followers to buy him a gun? And why does he have like 5 wishes for fake blood
It’s just weird

Ah I haven’t watched his stuff in years so my bad on that

His is his private one for members only if they wanna buy him stuff. I think he has others but that’s the only one listed

Idk I feel like if you wanna buy a gun, great. But w everything going on, maybe it isn’t a great idea to post it on your subscriber wishlist lmao

God nothing sexier than a man showing up to court in a bulletproof vest

I love that his wishlist is a perk of the subscription. “Thanks for the $5. Now that you’re extra special, please buy me things”

No yeah I do mock trial w my college and work (very) part time at the lawyers office, and you literally have to sign forms in for anyone who needs to go in, have them approved, go thru like 2 lines of security

You have to pay $10 to watch a movie with him. And you’re not allowed to talk lol

Various pirated ones I believe. He doesn’t have a set schedule for anything