Can I post a picture of my duck here?

Christmas Eve Duck

Thank you

And take a look

It tasted great

Not gay if you wear socks

I cum saying no homo

Or all the boys

You have to have a snack in the middle of it though

Precisely

Also it's not gay to kiss afterwards

As long as you don't touch tips

NO IT ISN'T

It's pansexuality

Damn

That's harsh Mum

Even though I was born from goo so I don't actually have a Mum

But oh well

No from goo

Out of the ground

Near a pond

Essentially yeah

Confuse me babies test tube

You were a c section

That's even more gay

Yes

We all were

Well I wasn't

I was born from goo

I'm not an orc though

I have knowledge beyond your understanding

I know how magicians do the thumb trick

Woah

Woah

Woah

Egg nog is made from real nog

As long as gay boy is ok

It does doesn't it

That is pretty vay

Gay*

How did you know I'm in hell?

I am one of the 9 God's of hell, bit how'd you know?

There's no way you could know that

Homosexuality is a sin

And I say sin away

Because sinning is fun

I like tiddies on gay boys

It's a common attribute

Why no dick pics?

Wait your chose is fat?

Send pics now!

Everyone has sex with their male friends

I can actually give myself anal

It's quite easy

Just takes a lot of stretching

Cancer is closed this time of day

I know right

I know

So.ething about racist elves

Strange tines

I love dicks

Doinks*

Oh I usually use brimstone weed

Try saliva

Way better

No

I can grant your wish

Wait you don't know where I live

Unless

Umm

I live in hell

How did you get here?

Get out of there

I'm Not home security will tackle you

And probably eat you alive

This isn't vore

You'll die

Happy New year

I hated the Fireworks

Y'all ever just shit in a public toilet and regret every second of it?