Hopefully this will do, I have a toddler, all the paper in my house is a scribble art in progress and any pens or markers are dried up raisins of their former self.

I personally think getting a love interests name tattooed on you is stupid. But I would absolutely get my son's initials tattooed on me

They are your blood lol

I'm waiting until my son learns to write, I'm going to get his signature tattooed above my heart

Maya you have every right to be upset, but girl, don't let it get you down. It's Valentine's day, go kanoodle with Dan

I'm not worried about him I'm worried about you

Stress is no good. Don't dwell on it.

Well if you're not stressing, that's all that matters

Lookit the patriarchy has shown up.to blame the period hormones

How clever of you adicfour

Adicfour literally just publicly sealed his lifelong celibacy

I don't get periods anymore. Opted out. Thanks bc. No more demon spawn from my goblin maker

Stuff's the tits

Especially since you know as a woman my reproductive Rights are all left in the hands of men.

I can't get my tubes tied unless "my husband" approves.

That's disgusting.

I almost died from my first child.

I'd like to live to see him grow up.

Awww Maya is gone 😭

Feel the bern

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How's everybody doin?

I like hardwood because less vaccum

||*I like hard wood*||

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I just Swiffer the hardwood/linoleum

I need a robot to clean my floors

I don't play videogames frequently. And I really only enjoy portal 2, Bioshock, and Mario party. Sorry not sorry.

I will watch people play games for hours though. Does that count?

Holy fork, we need rules for common sense now? What pickle brain ruined it all?

Financial?

Are you an actual librarian?

I'm only asking because I'm currently studying to be an Archivist

Not trying to be rude or unoriginal

Is it true that you have to complete your training at an ALA certified college? I find they're few and far between. U of O used to be certified but they lost that in the 60s I believe.

Closest school to me certified by ALA is University of Seattle and I'm not about to move myself to the epicenter of coronavirus USA

My county just confirmed our first case a few days ago.

This whole conversation is triggered.

I feel bad for that company.

Owning a company doesn't make you a grown up. Did your papa hand it down to you?

Are you sure the foundation is stable? Idk many business owners who also happen to be contractors.

It doesn't change the fact that you misquoted a statistic designed to encourage mass hysteria.

It's not even a legit statistic

It's just a guess from someone who's got a degree

I have a degree and my prediction is the world will burn. Better send that out fast. Because I have a degree. I can predict the future of a virus we literally know nothing about.

Somehow that sounds a bit sarcastic.

That's reassuring, only now you've derailed me

Pretty sure vcut just admitted to being a germaphobe

Do you have proof from a person with a degree?

Because I believe you're mentally unstable and probably that's not healthy at all.

Speaking of antivaxxers... Think they'll get the coronavirus vaccine?

Oh definitely an idiot

Lemme give you my banking info

You ever meet someone and think "how hard do I have to hit them with a chair for them to make sense but not die?"

Yes, the entire server is dumb, but you, you are a forking genius, right?

That makes complete sense.

Pointing out a flaw isn't "calling out".

So stop and go away

If you'd just stop talking and go back to your Uber successful business it would all go away

Oh did he finally take the hint?

@Camellia can you just do it anyway?

Oh gods. Mr know it all is back

Fork.

And we can't stand you. Yet here we are. Learn to be tolerant.

@Sabrina hello

Might be

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That's very kind of you to say thank you

I believe your dogs shit has more brains than vcut

He sounds like a trust fund baby tbh

So many notifications today. Thought I was popular or something.

They don't. They just kind of exist until it's over.

Oh my gods. Someone please send this dude some common sense and self preservation.

Vcut don't you have some super important business to go feign success at?

That is an acceptable approach yes.

Just whatever you do don't mention anything about covid-19, he might misquote you and attempt to cause mass hysteria

I heard weird Al definitely will not be doing a "My Corona" parody.

Yeah nightmare fuel

Nerp

No

Nada

I'll pass

Creepy ass clown

Cheese and rice.

The governor in my state has officially closed schools and banned gatherings of 250+ people.
Bout to.get ultra boring up in here.

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I know defective bodies. Psoriasis is damn defective.

Not the worst defection obviously. But absolutely stoopid

I didn't know it was directly associated with your immune system until I was grown.

The worst part is the judgey judges. People see an active flare up and they're like "omg flesh eating virus, stay away leper!" And you just have to sit there and be like O.O "I'm sorry my immune system offends you so... If I could make it stop attacking me, I would"

Ooooh yep.

The silent attackers.

The judgey judges.

Ugh

It does

I can't wear Jewelry

When I first got my ears pierced, my body thought it was a demon sent to kill, I'm not joking when I say it looked like you could peel my ear off my head.

I concur!

When the "fix" for an autoimmune disease is to put yourself at risk for dying from the common cold, is it truly worth it?

In my mind it breaks down to "be really uncomfortable forever, or die, your choice"