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๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆThis is Karen. Karen is a bitch. Karen divorced me because of her excessive diarrhea. Iโ€™ll explain. This one time we tried anal and she had to take a shit so I just said fuck it and left for a couple hours. I went to in and out with the boys and we also went to the natural history museum. I came back at around 1:30 am and Karen was still on the fucking toilet. I said why donโ€™t you get some laxatives and she went ape shit. For some reason she thought laxatives were for weight loss and she yelled so fucking loud that it woke up the kids. I explained to them what happened and they were so fucking confused. Anyway, after that I went to bed and I woke up at around 10:45. And to my surprise Karen was still ON THE FUCKING TOILET. For some reason she had fallen asleep on the toilet. I tried to wake her up and she woke up alright. She started screaming RAPE RAPE RAPE. So she took the kids to her friends house for the day and here we are sitting in the fucking court. The judge was a radical feminist too so she believed Karenโ€™s bullshit story. So I went to jail for a couple months and when I got out,Karen, like the fucking bitch she is, wouldnโ€™t let me see the damn kids. At this point, Iโ€™m so damn pissed off that Karen says I raped her again because I raised my voice. And here we are now. Iโ€™m living halfway across the country from her

@Dyno i know you lie in bed, contemplating your own death.

now i have to rejoin so im not ranked

last week i tried to push my grandma down the stairs to get the inheritance a little early, didnt work.

im still a big baby ๐Ÿ˜”

your cheating on me with wizard

i know your cheating on me with chris,jenny and sep ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚

stop laughing at my love life ๐Ÿ˜ญ

if you do not give me your mom i will kill your little sister @angelofdeth

like incest and obese ๐Ÿ˜ญ

havent started my period so when you put it in it uhhh idk

@poptard I know you do your wash on Sundays and you separate your whites
and that your car needs a new tire 'cos last week I laid those spikes
I've got a million polaroids with all the dates penned in red ink
I sneak a walkie-talky in your room to listen to you sleep...

@poptard You just don't know it yet but you love me and I love you the same
One day we'll have a pretty wedding and I'll be your everything
We'll be together, yes forever, we will never ever part
Oh you don't know it yet but baby I've already got your heart.

but poptard your the only thing keeping me from doing it ๐Ÿ˜ณ

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