but do you know any man who has killed a capybara?

probably not

@TheUserNameofPeace maybe full

https://s2.desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/an/image/1581/46/1581467739690.gif

maybe he has dementia

lol your dad sounds cool

https://s2.desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/an/image/1443/87/1443870446512.webm

>human throws food
>decide it's a good time to eat your bro's arm

https://s2.desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/an/image/1583/46/1583464597990.webm

in case you were wondering

because of epigenetics

yes, well played, well played...

***HOWEVER***

<:soyboy:421747339167006724>

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/salamander-not-move-lazy-olm-proteus-european-cave-lifespan-a9314951.html

comfy

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I wish I was a troglodyte

@Str3tch I think mainly by super low metabolism

what?

it's a laziness thing

manatees don't really have predators

I'm spending hours thinking about being a sea creature

lol

https://s2.desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/an/image/1561/76/1561768425528.gif

https://s2.desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/an/image/1561/84/1561844923800.gif

Banjod HATES long walks on the beach

https://s2.desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/an/image/1493/76/1493765733779.jpg

imagine only swimming and eating

forever

no

you'd be a shark

so no cramps

https://s2.desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/an/image/1490/71/1490713567878.jpg

sharks would never attack a human

they're just misunderstood

and it's probably the human's fault

in fact they're more scared of you than you are of them

Shark Lives Matter

"unprovoked"

chad Croatian eating great white

sharks are better than humans

partly

fish are constantly expelling water from various orifices

🤔

I just watched pic related, I'm from a landlocked country, so I have no idea how realistic was this movie. 

What are the chances you'll be bitten by a shark if you swim in the ocean?
Do people really just go surfing without fearing for their lives?
How dangerous is it to enter the shallow waters?
What are some measures you guys take to keep yourselves safe in the ocean?

lol

these posts are great 😆

I'm just imagining this Romanian or something

and he's like "holy shit sharks exist"

"are they like in the movies?"

mmm

that 30 year taste

guaranteed

girls don't exist

don't worry about them

noooooo

not the heckin sharkerinos

<:angrysoy:660033157931991041>

lol

wait the cbs interview is out?

does JF play it?

for what?

google translate says it means happy customer

😆

we call it the new testament or the gospel

technically the gospel is just the first four books

but it also refers to the whole thing sometimes

why didn't you short

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you could have shorted this

yes

I believe

that human beings

and fish

can coexist peacefully

Bush was HANDS DOWN

the best president of the 20th century

hands down

lol

what is the relationship between chia seeds and chia pets

they're real chia seeds?

hmm

nice

my triscuits are woven with chia seeds