Wo_Otin

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I cured my son of the Big Gay. The other day, he came home for Christmas with his new partner. I was excited to meet her (and maybe MEAT her after my son fell asleep hehe), but imagine my horror when it turned out to be another man.

I immediately started to protest, but my son said "Dad, this is who I am. Zander and I are in love."

Without missing a beat, I turned around and said, "You forgot to say no homo."

But my boy simply scoffed at me and said, "Actually, dad, I AM a homosexual. That's right, your son is in love with another man." Then my son grabbed Zander's hand and looked at me defiantly.

For a second, I was utterly devastated. But then I thought to myself What would Trump do? So I stared straight at my son, penetrating his soul with my eyes (no homo), and said, "But that's gay."

As soon as I uttered those fateful words, my son began to convulse. He dropped to floor in some sort of manic state, spit pouring from his mouth as his eyes rolled back into his head. Zander tried to help him, but I pushed that dainty little queer away with my heteronormative strength.

After a full minute, my son opened his eyes and said, "Dad, you cured me of my homosexuality." Then, with manly tears of joy in his eyes, he pointed to Zander and exclaimed, "Let's get that homo!"

After we wiped Zander's blood off our hands and threw the little fairy into the cold, my son and I sat down with a beer and watched some football.

As we watched, my son turned to me and said, "Dad, I love you. No homo."

"No homo indeed, son," I replied. "No homo indeed."

2020-02-28 01:50:40 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #artworks]  

Some old art

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/484077238078275585/682766587945549839/Rebecca_final.jpg

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/484077238078275585/682766588801450157/fINISHED001.jpg

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/484077238078275585/682766589296377884/College_art_2008.jpg

2020-02-28 04:11:57 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #artworks]  

Thanks, Kings ๐Ÿ˜Ž

2020-02-29 05:17:39 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #artworks]  

Guys im working on a project map for zombie escape for csgo

2020-02-29 05:18:12 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #artworks]  

Anyone that has experiance with source sdk or modelers feel free to join if interested

2020-02-29 05:19:36 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #artworks]  

Heres some shit we're working on

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/484077238078275585/683181554205327432/Screenshot_22.png

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/484077238078275585/683181554645598215/Screenshot_21.png

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/484077238078275585/683181554876416036/Wyvern1b.jpg

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/484077238078275585/683181555153108995/Wyvern1a.jpg

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/484077238078275585/683181555341852685/mech5_arm_refit1b.jpg

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/484077238078275585/683181555845300234/mech5_arm_refit1d.jpg

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/484077238078275585/683181556067467384/mech6_scale1b_15ftf.jpg

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/484077238078275585/683181556336295946/mech6_scale1b_15ftd.jpg

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/484077238078275585/683181556591755304/mech6_scale1b_15ftb.jpg

2020-02-29 05:20:39 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #artworks]  

Its going to be completely redone

2020-02-29 05:21:09 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #artworks]  

Might make a three seperate maps of the same style/theme

2020-02-29 05:24:21 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #artworks]  

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2020-03-01 22:46:37 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #prepping]  

I got 12 gallons of water and three totes of mres

2020-03-01 22:47:04 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #prepping]  

Decent amount of rice, beans and canned goods

All these weeb backgrounds

Cringe

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Dis iz muh turf white boy!

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Fotbs

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E

This could be us

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/599463837393092638/686087723521671190/image0-35.jpg

But u playin

Stock market is crashing guys

This is it boys

AaaaaaaAAAAAaaaaaaaaAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

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To think bat aids would end the world

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