Wo_Otin
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I cured my son of the Big Gay. The other day, he came home for Christmas with his new partner. I was excited to meet her (and maybe MEAT her after my son fell asleep hehe), but imagine my horror when it turned out to be another man.
I immediately started to protest, but my son said "Dad, this is who I am. Zander and I are in love."
Without missing a beat, I turned around and said, "You forgot to say no homo."
But my boy simply scoffed at me and said, "Actually, dad, I AM a homosexual. That's right, your son is in love with another man." Then my son grabbed Zander's hand and looked at me defiantly.
For a second, I was utterly devastated. But then I thought to myself What would Trump do? So I stared straight at my son, penetrating his soul with my eyes (no homo), and said, "But that's gay."
As soon as I uttered those fateful words, my son began to convulse. He dropped to floor in some sort of manic state, spit pouring from his mouth as his eyes rolled back into his head. Zander tried to help him, but I pushed that dainty little queer away with my heteronormative strength.
After a full minute, my son opened his eyes and said, "Dad, you cured me of my homosexuality." Then, with manly tears of joy in his eyes, he pointed to Zander and exclaimed, "Let's get that homo!"
After we wiped Zander's blood off our hands and threw the little fairy into the cold, my son and I sat down with a beer and watched some football.
As we watched, my son turned to me and said, "Dad, I love you. No homo."
"No homo indeed, son," I replied. "No homo indeed."
Some old art
Thanks, Kings ๐
Guys im working on a project map for zombie escape for csgo
Anyone that has experiance with source sdk or modelers feel free to join if interested
Heres some shit we're working on
Here a vid of the old map https://www.bitchute.com/video/IZZ3HMNKV5m2/
Its going to be completely redone
Might make a three seperate maps of the same style/theme
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I got 12 gallons of water and three totes of mres
Decent amount of rice, beans and canned goods
All these weeb backgrounds
Cringe
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@Revenge Man hey
Dis iz muh turf white boy!
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Fotbs
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This could be us
But u playin
Stock market is crashing guys
This is it boys
AaaaaaaAAAAAaaaaaaaaAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
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To think bat aids would end the world
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