hi where is swiss dave

its me pedro

@Swiss Dave Davide is that you

nonce tbh

the one and only

5 years

been 5 years

doing aiight mate

got into uni

actually finished it

moving to america soon

bachelor in law

got a gf

left gf

lost weight

lifes great lad

how about yourself?

wild in swissland?

do tell

yeah im a server that arty is in

with the intcraft lads

but if you got another do send an invite

the lads from risk were good friends

miss them

damn the old skype chat days

fuck that was so long ago

any of the old crew in there?

i dont remember names tho

been too long

only you and arty

rings a bell

damn man i was like

17 or something

im boomer age now

fuuuuuck

damn

fucking geezers, us

dave is my age i believe

im 23

hes child sized tho

yeah hes not small

hes

C O M P A C T

you and arty are in a long distance relationship huh

wouldnt do it if i were you, but if youre happy then its fine

sorry about your mom lad

what apprenticeship you doing?

i was gonna move to germany but i gave up

eh, as long as it pays the bills

i imagine you dont need much to live well in Switzerland anyways

yeah, my dad moved to boston recently

gonna go as well, whole family moved there as a matter of fact, im all alone here

@OyVey her eyes are too far apart

sopa de macaco

de

also is this not a polish server

where are all the papiesz memes

dissapointed

@OyVey looking like sid from ice age

spierdalaj smojej zemie

or whatever

sorry im monkey

uma delícia

t.betynho zirigdum

this is me

face reveal

uh

i want to help the ukraine

send them over

send them all over pls

ghoul

are the people on this server aware of your intcraft memes

a 41y old virgin can get a date on tinder and you cant

yes i agree

incels arent real

incels are just lazy volcels in denial

true

if you look good however its way easier

>brazil

yeah thats me

now that theres 2 of us we'll be number 1 soon tbh btw ngl imho

@impertinence uma delícia

@rogalik he's Swiss

rather be swiss than italian ngl

went to poland

back in 2014

spent an entire day in the country

didnt see a single ugly girl ngl

gib polish gf

@rogalik uncle was gonna buy furniture

apparently its way cheaper there

it was actually Stettin

pretty much germany ngl

@impertinence stop

dont want these feels

>jap gf

no thanks

want gf

fap

dont want gf