w/e

in that case. It takes one to know one no?

*amused*

if you have a hankering for Trump I don't want any details.

USA is a small town in Japan.

just sayin...

Just incase, I might as well mention I'm a boomer. I barely understand what a troll is. I will however Pun whenever I get the chance. I don't remember jokes. I just use what others say to make Pun of.

*shrugs*

to increase yer glee... what about me me's

*amused*

I just don't see any reason to spend time to be other than what one is. Troll to me is someone pretending to be someone they are not. Why bother with the effort?

I'm good with Pun's. I don''t pretend otherwise

maybe an art to zoomers

I'll grant that much

trolling is a waste of time. I'm sure the response to that line will be interesting.

phones were once connected to a wall by a cord. @Big Ron

no. the screens showed green words, in DOS. As for the internet.. 300 Baud modem used over phone lines

AOL.. you have Email

I have 0.87 cents on my card

I need to bag up some cans so I can fuel my car

America is full of foreigners. Not too many Native Americans left.

well fuck yer world

immigrant

It is only proof the euopeans bring disease

Sins of the Father are passed to the son for 7 generations

nowadays it is a mail order injun bride

women werenothing but a bargaining tool back in the old days. even up to the 19th centurary

gulag labor built it

Aryans were to pure to work

jew were just a convient scapegoat

slave welfare = work till yer dead. The state is all. Work for the state and you will be rewarded with a mass grave pit.

being below a waman is best. more pleasure less work

so sex has been *thrust* into this conversation eh?

so ye all *insert* it into all conversations I gather

what a *stroke* of luck

harmless till the baby is due

be wary of a lady asking the bartender for a bloody Mary, no strings attached

is that the bare facts?

*amused*

weren't the Hansens some boy group band in the 80's or 90's?

I drank a beer and abused my liver

nice gif

ahh. yer all talking about someone ye know. nvm me then. Unless the chance comes I can make a pun :)

1 ahh ha haa..2 ahh ha ha 3 hah the number is three ha hahaha ha. (so says the count)

!rank

if one hates themself does that make the one a racist?

if one,who is white, hates themself does that make the one whitey a racist?

I decided to expand the question

I'm just sorta bored and fighting sleep

time for an anti sleep beer

Progressive has good car insurence

Dorothy, In the Wizard of Oz had an Anti-M

heh

no one understands me either with the rat trap references I pull out of my mind

Albatross anyone?

if you ask what flavor....

I guess Monty Python isn't well known.

darn heathans

and now for a man with a fish...

bah. truth be told Iexpect my weird ole references will not be understood.

Like why one wonders why they didn't get a call back from someone on the ole rotary phone. *shrugs* It is becaue they didn't get *around* to it

ran out of deorderant so they couldn't *dial*?

out at sea and couldn't find a *land line*

seeing a therepist and couldn't deal with any more *hang-up's*

since I am always asked. I have no book I just do this off the top of my head

Electoral Vote trumps the peoples vote. Feels like a sham job to me.

But I won't argue it. Made the mistake of arguing with a #flatearth believer once.

that makes two of us. *chuckles*

makes life interesting eh?

now I'm the clueless one

but viruses have to breed somewhere!!!.. Think of the poor viruses people!

Oh wait.. nevermind. Children are good incubators. After all they always teach Sharing in school.

If I am not making sense it is by design.

That's my story and I'm sticking to it

*sips his Natty Daddy beer*

I couldn't finish it last night

kinda flat now

ever put beer in rice crispies? If you listen to it you can hear that Snap Crackle and Burp :)

!rank

Just the good ol' boys
Never meanin' no harm
Beats all you never saw
Been in trouble with the law
Since the day they was born

Staightenin' the curves
Flattenin' the hills
Someday the mountain might get 'em
But the coronavirus never will

barefoot and preggers wearing an apron in the kitchen sound like what yer sayin

Oatmeal Raisin cookies are the best.

Oatmeal Rasin. you get bran and fruit. tis the healthy cookie

besides. chocolate chip irritates my cavity

Macadamia chip cookies are good too

A&W Root beer goes best with chocolate chip cookies

Math? that doesn't *add up*. But then puns about math can always *multiply* unless there is a *devision* of opinions about me making math puns. Ahh well I'll stop. I don't want to *subtract* from the conversation.

No comments? I guess that is *proof* I can make more. Well I only do this a *fraction* of the time

*amused*

I needed that laugh.

thx

I thought someone was anime once but I decided to not *draw* conclusions

never kill yourself in a dead end... There is no outlet

I'll never do shitty puns. I don't give a *crap* about those

won't work.

not even close

take another sip. it might be a re-porter

edgy

*amused*

Beer... It's what's for dinner