Shitposting

Butts are never random. Butts are the universe's one constant

Screw the speed of light. Butts

The world needs more butts

Both, more butts on existing people, and more people to place butts

If we don't, we may have a butt shortage

even a butt market collapse

Stop being so legalistic. This is 2016 we need to accept all butts. Even if they magically appear on a person who already has a butt

#Allbuttsmatter

If we outlawed the existance of more butts, we would have a catASStrophe

Equal butts, equal oppurtunity

that's ASSinine! equal opportunity of anus

BUTT people who can get more than one ass should be able to keep dem asses

There is a person that will stand up for ASS rights

That study is straight out of your gluts and you know it

How are prime numbers and girls similar????

If they're under 13 you just need to do them in your head.

.;,;.

You mean the Kazakh?

<@152646695983775744> did you do that in photoshop or Powerpoint????

Radikill islam

Remember the innocent ass puns?

We could go back to that

If everyone was banned was anyone banned?

HAIRY syrupy scrotums

Ye

Just mute my mic and turn down my volume

You all could just solve this by muting Cotton.

I almost dropped the soap chuckling there.

It references gay butt rape in prisons

final rape fantasy

Daddy?

I have committed genocide tho.

Titan sounds like he's straight outta my Microsoft tech support phone call

GO AWAY YOU LESSER ANTILLES SCUMMMMM

Lesbian porn site

Steven Uni is just lesbian fantasies of Tumblr

Boom changed my prof pic

I roll by your school in my Volkswagen really slow to see if I can get a couple under-skirts.

I've regained my sanity

I'm guessing that Titan is from either Barbados, St Lucia, or Trinidad and Tobago.

Real or strapon?

I listen, I just don't contribute

They want to make a huge deal about one gorilla, but we can't discuss the hundreds of people murdered a year in Chicago due to poor education, drug culture, and poverty.

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You are the only person responsible for being offended by what someone else says

Lol

I'm 50% purple 10% green 30% Anal and 10% oral

But he did do Muffin

And that's a crime against muffin kind

Lots of white people live in South Africa

8.9% of the population

Astronomy, telescopes and science all came from Uganda

fact

Lawn mowing came from Mexico

Cultural appropriation

The only thing we can do as white people is enslave the blades of grass

Whip them into submission

Then put them back across the border

That is an amazing outline of a person's head

lol

seems pretty gay

Lol lmao

Don't talk about your mother like that.

sometimes I just like posting honest selfies

Accidental shot

just happened

Czardidnothingwrong

Communists are assholes

!agree

I had performed all the requisite steps.
The flour, the pepper grinder, and the complete Seinfeld dvd collection lay on my counter
The stroke of midnight had arrived
And there he was
I gazed at Babish lustfully
His apron and cleanly cut beard had already made my member firmly erect
I moved closer to him, and suddenly, he said, “The fitness grahm pacer test is an aerobic capacity test that gradually gets harder as it progresses….”
Babish lay me out on the counter

his counter
He sprinkled me with a generous helping of kosher salt and rubbed me down raw with his big hands.
He flipped me over onto my back and said, “Let’s get down to basics.”
Babish whipped out his massive schlong and spread my ass cheeks wide.
“Let’s put this stand mixer on cream”
I let out a wail as Babish shoved his gargantuan shortrib deep into my bowels.
“Never forget to spice your foods as you prepare them” Babish said, as he shoved 10 tablespoons of onion powder into my anus and turned my intestine into his food processor.
Finally, the time had come.
Babish let out a moan as he filled me to the brim with his special sauce.
“Now, time for that all important cross section.”
Out of nowhere, I heard the maniacal laughter and power saw one could associate with only one man
Phil
Swift
Babish began to fondle his testicles as Phil prepared his power tool.
I orgasmed multiple times as Phil allowed his sensual blades to pass through me.
Before Phil could even patch me up with his flex tape, Babish shoved him aside as Phil exploded in a mass of homemade whipped topping
It was time
With every ounce of pleasure that could be coaxed from the human body, Babish added me to the clean plate club, before soothingly whispering in my ear,
“Let me show you how you can make your very own website using SqareSpace.”