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I had performed all the requisite steps.
The flour, the pepper grinder, and the complete Seinfeld dvd collection lay on my counter
The stroke of midnight had arrived
And there he was
I gazed at Babish lustfully
His apron and cleanly cut beard had already made my member firmly erect
I moved closer to him, and suddenly, he said, “The fitness grahm pacer test is an aerobic capacity test that gradually gets harder as it progresses….”
Babish lay me out on the counter

his counter
He sprinkled me with a generous helping of kosher salt and rubbed me down raw with his big hands.
He flipped me over onto my back and said, “Let’s get down to basics.”
Babish whipped out his massive schlong and spread my ass cheeks wide.
“Let’s put this stand mixer on cream”
I let out a wail as Babish shoved his gargantuan shortrib deep into my bowels.
“Never forget to spice your foods as you prepare them” Babish said, as he shoved 10 tablespoons of onion powder into my anus and turned my intestine into his food processor.
Finally, the time had come.
Babish let out a moan as he filled me to the brim with his special sauce.
“Now, time for that all important cross section.”
Out of nowhere, I heard the maniacal laughter and power saw one could associate with only one man
Phil
Swift
Babish began to fondle his testicles as Phil prepared his power tool.
I orgasmed multiple times as Phil allowed his sensual blades to pass through me.
Before Phil could even patch me up with his flex tape, Babish shoved him aside as Phil exploded in a mass of homemade whipped topping
It was time
With every ounce of pleasure that could be coaxed from the human body, Babish added me to the clean plate club, before soothingly whispering in my ear,
“Let me show you how you can make your very own website using SqareSpace.”