Buddy of mine has a super rare physical disorder that means he's pretty much stuck at home and reliant on his parents but that nigga is chattin up some bitches.

Lol yeah

What was the submarine that dank

Sank

Yeah that's what I thought

I think that's their only aircraft carrier

Yup

Murica nigga

It's like a shit game of civ

We're dominating military and culture

Didn't say all of it was good

WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED

I kinda dnc. Lapsed watching lately

I love*

Scottish people type in an accent and it is wonderful

BAN ASSAULT FLASHLIGHTS

AND CARRYING STRAPS

280 characters was a mistake

Hysterical

Communists looking dumb with an L on their forehead

Snapping turtles are more Badass

They'll fuck you up and your entire family

https://youtu.be/2ulpcv-xJpA

Proactive misinformation

https://imgur.com/a/8PxGh

Album

I'm not sure what she's trying to say

Heh, dreamers

Woah...uh, who moved dank memes?

This is not regulation and I do not approve of this

https://twitter.com/necrosofty/status/927993475026563072

Start strong

Women- inherently good
Men- inherently evil

Now dank memes is at the bottom.....

Who would have guessed that Jim Crow was actually progressive.

Talk about a plot twist

r/shitpoliticssays

An entire sub dedicated to pointing out politics' absurdity

@DanConway am I missing anything?

That's a month for me

Though it won't be all art once

Cool

Oh yeah def

I'm not well versed in scopes so I'll have to learn all that too lo

Lol

I've got Alan wrenches for days. I'm sure there are kits with the proper tools, or at least a list somewhere

That's a lot of gay shit right there lol

I live with mechanics though, so I should only need the barrel nut wrench

I've never seen vice spelled vise before but it's stl correct...weird

Also I could just go to my mom's house. My step dad has a shed full of tools and shit

Omg they're so bad

Our school band in 6th grade wasn't that bad. We were already playing Lord of the rings

The christensen barrel comes with gas tube and block. For some reason it doesn't say the size so I'll have to check it then

Reaps...please....upload to YouTube like a normal human

Weest is beast

Those coub video things

Whatever app that is

Takes fuckin forever to open and load on my phone

You bich

BLYAT

cheeki breeki

Hey there stalker

Europe is no longer part of the West

They are western east

MAYMAYS

Meemos

Let's hope Brexit actually happens

Look like it's time for captain gaijin to cum and save the day

Confirmed: Colbert was never actually smart

https://twitter.com/martian_munk/status/928795203816886272

Ideological cannibalism in 3 acts

It wasn't her. No way. Anyway I've always enjoyed CK, but I never for a moment thought he wasn't a deviant in some way

If anything this just makes his masturbation jokes more 3 dimensional because now we know there's probably a woman cowering in the corner watching him in the story

If Mexico is what they think it is they should be all for border protection to prevent it from getting here

He did it, the absolute madman
https://i.redd.it/lwr9xyvzqzwz.jpg

The ultimate red pill

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/volokh-conspiracy/wp/2017/11/09/mass-shootings-in-gun-free-nations/?utm_term=.17424c75c321

https://youtu.be/LPjzfGChGlE

I never argue with people about immigration,I just send that

Dice will not be known for their games but for their ability to somehow survive EA longer than any other studio

So mass killings by government bodies don't count or what?

I mean you could also reference any random Thursday somewhere in Africa

Or many Asian countries

Ww2 just seems to be the era-du-jour lately so referencing it is pretty valid

I mean I think I see the disconnect you're inferring.

Government firing squads vs rando shooters

Is that what you're referring to?

I'll take being allowed to own guns with the risk of randos any day though

Really? I mean....with Chicago and Detroit I figured we'd be way over Europe

The problem is most gun crimes are committed with illegally obtained guns, whether via theft, smuggling, or unlawful manufacture.

The people most affected by laws aimed at criminals end up being the lawful owners. Especially when the proposed legislation is completely inept, ineffectual, and worst of all, written maliciously by people who know nothing about guns